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2011-01-21T00:34:00.000-08:00

Have moved here. Still new at tho

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Thought in the bus.

2010-11-19T02:52:00.000-08:00

I watched the bus driver, wrinkled with time. Greys spurting out covered with a dark blue cap with no words on it in his black slacks and dowdy shirt. Turning the gigantic sterring wheel with all his might, pulling breaks. Looking out at the window with a little opening where the breeze would blow, cool after the drizzle. A honk shook me from the thoughts on my head, i watched. He's waving to the old man walking his two Labradors. Smiling.
For that moment, i thought of swapping seats with him. I would give anything to not be in the tremendous stress i'm in right now, with mocks and the real thing coming in January. I have just finished my 6 hours of Economics and 1.5 hours of Chemistry. Way to ruin my Fridays. Tired.
Then again, Smiles are rare from him. Mundane would describe his work. Turning, pulling, picking up and dropping off for 8 hours. Repetitive and tiring.
But you'd get to switch off your brain and depend on your motor skills.
But the high school me would do anything to switch places with the me now.
As tiring November/ December might and will be. Who am i to complain when the bus driver doesn't?

Excuse me if you will, i would like to read up on alkyl halides, homolytic fission, fiscal and monetary policy. And yes, i'm just dropping big names. Big Bang Theory, here i come, hoping to pick up on Quantum Physics along the way by watching the show.

Unintentional

2010-10-22T02:37:00.000-07:00

You know sometimes when you accidentally offend people with your innocence. Like for example, by asking if your FAT teacher if she's pregnant. It's these touchy feely stuff. I have seen an incident in the girls' where her friend asked her if she's not going to change for the party and she went like " I DID change!" Embarrasing huh? I KNOW.
And today, over lunch, when i asked my friend to pass me the sugar, he passes me the aspartame instead. Coincidentally, with the brand name "Slim Up".
FML.

Sit

2010-10-21T07:16:00.000-07:00

It's funny how much you can observe if you just sit quietly at the corner and watch. See. With or without you, the world revolves. Rotates and pass by before you. I use to think, when i was younger that when i stop, the whole world stops with me. I remember how i was worried to attend my math class because i don't know my times table well. I wasn't born with a photographic brain. I'd try and i would sit on the swing thinking about it. And that was my only worry in the world. A sheet of paper.
I would also think that i can be anyone i want. I look at pretty pictures in the magazine and think that i can be that.
As i got older, i realised that when i stop, the world would not stop.
As i got older, i realised that i cannot be anyone else, i'm me.
I was made fun alot. In primary. I had the lowest self esteem ever. But i learnt that people can say what they wanna say, it's not gonna distort my face or make me go uglier. I learnt to let go. It hurts your confidence a little bit but there's just so much of it.
Back in the plastic chair where i sat, i see innocent, happy people with the worry on their back but plastered with a smile, people envious of people who's well to do, people who's thinking on what to do with their lives. Worries larger than a sheet of paper.

"everyone's entitled to their opinions but i didn't ask for yours"

Boys' Brains

2010-09-13T05:38:00.000-07:00

So i was at the mall today and the girl subject came up. I would say there's too much testosterone over the afternoon but i found out one thing.
How boys think whenever they see a girl, so here it goes:

1. See girl. Evaluate age.
I was told that for guys, it is only ok to date a girl of the age of the guy divided by two and added by 7. If you're 15 but you're really pretty, they'll still go YUCK. I'm dead serious.

2. Passed "legal" age. Check out hotness.

The GIRL CHART ( in decending order)

1. Beautiful
2.Pretty
3. Hot
4. Cute

i)Beautiful is when the girl has the entire package, like pretty in person, great personality, etc. Also known as the person they wanna marry.

ii)Pretty is just a pretty face. Also known as the person the would like to date.

iii)You'll meet this criteria if you have a hot body, hot ass, hot racks or hot legs. If you're really hot, they just want to put their _____ in your _____ and forget about you. True story. Also known as the person they'll like to screw

iv) Cute is when you're not pretty, hot or beautiful but there's something about you which makes you different from the ugly girls. In other words, you're just sad. And they told me, when a guy says you're cute, "you're in the friends zone, sorry dude." Also known as they don't give a shit about you,

3. See height.
They said that if they're dating a taller hot girl, its an accomplishment.

4. Grade: Pass/Friends/Fail/You're too ugly for me to even grade you.

It's shocking to see how guys think sometimes. I think i'm staying away from boys for a while.

Ironic irony

2010-08-11T07:14:00.000-07:00

Have you ever noticed that our parents spent their entire lives trying to get us to listen to them. Only when we do, we were told to make our own decisions in our adolescent age and to "listen to ourselves".
Or when our teachers tell us that 1 + 1 =2 in kindergarten but my A levels Physics teacher tells me that 1+1 is not equal to 2, which by the way, i'm not kidding. It's the Phytagoras' Theorem thing.
And remember how we studied our brains out in SPM (o levels) to get single answers only to find out that all the theories are simplified and wrong and there is no single answers out there. Whatever that we're studying are only theories which might be proved wrong someday, like how Galileo's theory was proved wrong by Albert Einstein. Basically, we're just studying what some dude told all of us.
Or when we were told not to voice out anything controversional in our tweens, told to do so in college for LEARNING PURPOSES and only to find that there will be no voicing out in the office or you'll get sacked.

Education. Fucks us all up.

Dated.

2010-07-16T10:46:00.000-07:00

The posts have been a while and i've been itching to write again. This ain't a happy post but i'm not going to be over the top emotional, because i usually roll my eyes at them, no matter how meaningful it is, no matter how deep nor flowery it gets. It's just how i am. This post has been rephrased and rewritten over and over again in my head.
I've been battling with this thing and i'm sorry i let you guys down, and most importantly, myself down, hitting rock hard bottom. At one point, i almost gave up. Just this one brief nanosecond, this tiny little thought popped into my head and it freaked me out. Along the way, i think i've lost a little incy wincy tiny bit of me. I don't think i'll ever be the old me, ever, again. No matter how smiley i am everyday. It has been so harsh and turbulent that i've lost faith in everything, thinking that faith is just another word to keep my sanity intact. Embracing changes. That is what the entire Who Moved My Cheese was about. I think. I only got through halfway. I get it metaphorically but i don't want to read about rats and their hunt for cheese. And i think change is good. Change is maturity. I think i've grown out of many things over these few weeks.
I've learnt how to clean the toilet (Gross, but yeah. FML)
I've learnt that i need to adapt, not everyone else
I've learnt that i don't put in much effort
I've learnt to let things go, focus in NOW and deal with LATER, well later. And shove it up their asses. Oh, yeah. Watch me.
I've learnt that i shouldnt compare because the situations are not even at par, to begin with
I've learnt that from where i'm from, i have to do twice the work than everyone elses's.
I've learnt that i'm okay with it

Here's to me kicking ass and sleep. It's 1 in the morning! And, oh, i don't give a crap about what you think. I've seen skeptical eyes indirectly looking at me and peering right at me. You know who you are. I'm gonna make your jaw drop so low that you just might have dislocated it.
So.What.

Adele has currently reconnected with God.
Yeaa.

10 Things I'll MIGHT Miss When I'm in College.

2010-06-25T08:04:00.000-07:00

Trying to keep the bubbling excitement in while i'm on this, i'm curious as to where college will take me. I know people say i aim way too high sometimes but who are you to say it's too high, right? (That is what i'm saying now, ask me again after the first semester.)

10. The food. My grandma's cooking and my flambed pasta.
9. The dairy stuff: Strawberry yoghurt and Vitagen and Strawberry milk!
8. Having nests to study and rest, like the master room, back room, infront of the telly and beside my dog.
7. Dining out for breakfast during the weekends. I'm sort of bored of the food right now, but again, you'll see after the first semester.
6. TELLY. Which means i can't watch MTV like there's no tomorrow, Spongebob Squarepants, ANTM, Glee, Greek, The Simpsons and so on. Unless, the Wifi at the apartment is speedy, then i would be able to watch online!
5. The beach. Although it stinks at times but i will miss the evenings where i would just lie on the sand and try not to let the monkey near me ( It might scratch my face!)
4. Lily, the fat female dog who's having a terrible rash near her boob area. YEA..
3. Bed
2. Mom and Dad (and their money)
1. Doofy, who's always cheering me up during my worst days (by tripping/falling in the drain, etc), accompany me when i'm studying (when i have HIS snacks in sight anyway), fart or sneeze when we call it truce, getting hyper together and annoying me when i'm beat. =(

Fun.ny. Or not.

2010-06-03T06:21:00.000-07:00

Hot weather, my dog, vampires, all have this one thing in common.

1. I think its funny how my dos sleeps like this.

I believe he is hyperventilating due to the (very) hot weather (or dreaming that he's eating cheese). Poor him. He sticks his tongue out and pant all the time. Yeah, this image scares me too. Moving on.

2. I find it funny when the Romeos and vampires always climb up to their stupid, emo, depressed heroine in the movies. What's funnier is that ALL of the stupid, emo, depressed girls have a balcony where they stare out and be emo while writing their diaries until their knight in the shining armour arrives. Annoying much? Pop a Prozac already! ~~I WANT a balcony and the Stefan guy (Paul Wesley or something) from Vampire Diaries too~~.

3. Speaking of vampires and things, Why does Asian folk tales describe vampires, ghosts, charlatans, genies as scary? You see, us who grew up to Disney Channel and Twilight( Die already you stupid emo pale people!) and Vampire Diaries, we were let to believe that:

i) Genies are blue and they grant you 3 wishes, friendly, talks English, have moustache and black hair, relatively huge in size but light like a cloud because they float when the lamp is rubbed and they give away flying carpets so that you and your gypsy girlfriend can travel around.

ii) Vampires are sexy and have six packs. They can walk around in bright sunlight, feeds on squirrel blood, have amazing sense of fashion; able to rock out leather biker jackets and skinny (NOT too tight) jeans, play hide and seek in the woods, fly around just in time to save their troubled chicks. They have THE most mesmerizing eyes when they smell blood and are hopelessly romantic. Unlike folk tales we hear, they are usually bloody, scary, pupil-less, flying around in white sheets and long, untamed hair and laugh hysterically. But one thing is true though, they WON'T DIE.

4. Something you did to someone a long time ago is something that you need help with. Funnily, from the same someone.

Luck.

2010-05-26T08:37:00.000-07:00

I've never considered myself as a lucky person. No matter how hard i try, how badly want things, things don't go my way most of the time. If there's one in a millionth chance to be choking on the olives in the Subway sandwich, that'll be me. ME, freaking ME.
The following are a list that i've compiled entitled my tough shit luck:

Exhibit A
I love new books and i'll always find the best looking ones in the bookstore. I'll always end up with a torn/folded/damaged or worse, the entire chapter fell off from the bind. SCREW YOU BLOODY BOOKS.

Exhibit B
You get a shot at doing the interviews, right? And the last thing you want is a person who can outshine you. Excluding exclusive ones, because everyone's equally good, no matter how i put my game plan and game face on, there'll be this person ready to kick my ass. Of all groups, why mine? SCREW YOU SMART PEOPLE WHO TRY TO OUTSHINE ME.

Exhibit C
Whenever i'm shopping for things, the line i'm in is usually the longest when i want to make it a quickie. And whenever i switch lines, the previous line's faster. SCREW YOU LONG LINES

Exhibit D
When i least feel like dressing up, i usually don a rubbish tee and stupid pants and i'll bump into people i know. Worse when i wear the rubbish tee and stupid pants and bump into the same person. Where art thou when i'm all dressed upppp? SCREW YOU PEOPLE WHO'RE ALWAYS BUMPING INTO ME WHENEVER I'M UGLY.

Exhibit E
I know i'll meet some hot hot people and i have a bad hair day. Ugh.SCREW YOU HAIR.

Exhibit F
I'm the only one who got caught while a million of others are doing the same thing, or worse. SCREW YOU BLIND PEOPLE WHO CANT SEE IT.

Exhibit G
Things that i want are usually given to others who have tons of options and still, are waiting for better things and they tell me shits like "you'll find success wherever you go". Do you know how many of those i've gotten lately? Zip it and stop feeling sorry for me. SCREW YOU OTHER PEOPLE.

Exhibit H
Cute tops, skirts, shoes and dresses are always out of my size. Especially when it's urgent for Prom Nights. Previous splurges done by me are always seen with a big fat 70% off during my next visit.

and SCREW YOU FREDDY KRUGER, i can't sleep. So much for Nightmare On Elm Street.

I'm not blaming God for my list of unfortunate events. I'll be waiting for things to go right someday.
God, i'm going all sappy and annoying.

May, on the cheap.

2010-05-19T08:05:00.000-07:00

So I know how much i loathe May. It wasnt so long ago that it's Mother's Day, then it was my dad's birthday today and my mom's tomorrow and followed by Father's Day. So it's double presents for the parents. There's nothing much to celebrate about, they get older, we get poorer. Okay, not exactly. About the "us getting poorer" part anyway.
Over the years, i have came up with a system. I used to save my pocket money and splurge on small gifts for them. This includes a pen, Pooh pencils and a notebook. (It was all i could afford! Thanks to that fatty who cheated me and got me a 10cent worth of food and took away my one buck) With every inch i grew and every fat i put on, i've taken my parents to fancy schmancy dinner, financed by me and my sisters of course. As my pockets became heavier, i've became smarter. We can't lose our parents like how husbands lose their wives because of years of lousy gifts. They accept us no matter what we are and care blah blah,-if you want to read on those sappy-they-love-me-i-love-them-too crap, go buy a Stephanie Meyer book and go fugyourself. In short, they're stuck with us, whether we're a Nobel prize winner or an drug addict. So what i do to is that i make cards and paste them on their doors when they're asleep and made vouchers which expires the second they're awake and have their hands on the card (I'm smart like that, yo.) They wake up with a big smile on their faces, thinking " Aww, my little girls are so cuteeeee" and we get fancy food and everyone's happy.
It gets old after a few years and i've reconnected with my inner chef and i've tried cooking. I'd make pancakes of various flavours -burnt, undercooked and diarrhoea-inducing ones. They're still, "*Eat & think that they might need to spend the night at the hospital* and tell me Good try!"
Poor doggies, i don't know how i can make it up to you.
Who has time for cards and pancakes nowdays right? So my younger sister and I pre-recorded a brithday song to be played as an alarm call. We had McD for breakfast, which is rare coming from Dad.
Cheapskate much? My point exactly.

Adele gets serious. Like, seriously.

2010-05-10T07:05:00.000-07:00

You see a new hot gadget that can allow you to go online faster than you say hot, snap quality pictures since it's equipped with Carl Zeiss lenses, automatic command to send texts and other extravagant sophisticated functions. What do you see? A girl scantily clad in tighter-than-tight polyvinyl miniskirt cut up to there and a mini bolero plunged down to there and short up to there. You see this alot? Wrong, it's all the time. If you say you notice the small device first, you are a big fat liar. I recently read an article about this and yeah, i don't understand why are we still condoning this. Why are women still seen as a mere object? Whatever happened to equality and things like that? It's undeniable that sex sells but really? I'm not pointing fingers here since it takes two to tango- if there's demand, the culture continues but the culture continues because they've said yes to the 'modelling gig'. Don't get me started on prostituition. How low can you go? Of course there's factors that pushed these women, ie: financial constraint and broken family and also fast money.
And because of all these, human trafficking occur ruining and traumatizing lives of many and still does.
Elaborating on the sex sells part, there's risque music videos (it's different if it's done with class because that's art) and gazillion million billion spent on the porn industry. Yes, it has come to the stage such that it is called and industry. With civilization comes putting a stop to this.

How I Met Your Mother has taught me something. There are many Barney Stinsons read: womanizer (i love NPH, btw!) out there.
To the girls , don't dress up to get a double take from guys because it'll only be about your body, get a double take from the ladies and you know you're hot (and they're jealous).
Here's to all the strong women out there!

Bored Afghan Troops

2010-04-30T23:57:00.000-07:00

The following needs no introduction nor words to explain it. Hit the play button!
p/s : I love the fat guy.

Telephone Remake @ Yahoo! Video

The original post can be found here: http://new.music.yahoo.com/blogs/stopthepresses/172212/afghanistan-troops-go-gaga-with-their-own-telephone-remake/

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2010-04-14T05:57:00.000-07:00

This happened 3 days ago, approximately 72 hours from today at exactly 11.39am. With 35 more seconds when you walk to the gate and 3.2 seconds when you run like you've been chased by a mad dog, i told my dad that i wanted to follow my mom and aunt to "make car" and stop by at McD but of course, i did not tell about my 2nd agenda. He stood up at around 170 centimeteres tall walked 2 steps closer to the door and looked at my mother outside, around 2 feet from the gate. He hollered, at me " MAKE car ah?" 3 times with sneers,snickers and mockery and said, 2 seconds right after, "you want to go to Imperial with THAT Manglish?" and i finally said "Repair Car!!!!, geez" My mom thought he was talking to her and shouted at 300 decibels (or so) and said " WHATTT? WE WANT TO GO MAKE CAR!"
That sent me laughing like a hyenna for 2.5 minutes. That's 150 seconds, 0.04167 hours and 0.001737 days. And my infamous gasp-for-air every 5 seconds.

I am not holier than thou

2010-04-03T08:46:00.000-07:00

It's no secret that i don't go to church. At all. Or occasionally. I used to go to this Girl's Brigade thing every Sunday afternoon. No, it's not girl scouts but a mini church thing for kiddies. It's safe to say that i know more about Islam than Christianity. So anyway, they tell us stories from the bible and sing gospel songs in this brigade thing and i remember i'll always bring my rectangle Garfield bag with all my Pooh stationary and Lunar colourpencils chucked in it with a Girl's Brigade keychain hanging from the side. The thing about Girls Brigade thing is that they don't teach you how to pray. At least, not in my class. Or i dont have the slightest, most vague memory of it. Must be that they don't teach. Yeah, must be it. So i asked my mom how do i pray? She told me to clasp my hands like this and talk to God like your friend. My prayer probably goes like this:
" Please give me that Barbie doll which i can comb the hair one because my Barbie right now is going bald (because i cut the hair way too much, since they stick together when i comb it), Amen"

It felt weird because it just does. 2 years later, i found out that you actually have to say DEAR God in the beginning of the prayer.
" Dear God, i hope i can go shopping tomorrow with my family and then visit the zoo to see the stinky sun bears and horses, Amen"

Then my mom asked me why is my prayer SOOO short, 15 seconds, tops. So i told her what i prayed for. Then, she said that i have to thank god for everything and stuff. After 2 more years, it went like this
" Dear God, thank you for everything today and i hope i'll get straight A's in UPSR. PLEASEEE!, Amen"

A few more years, i figured that i'll have to pray for my family too and eventually my prayer got longer
I remembered that my mom told me God is everywhere and He's watching upon me. So i thought, with the technology and all, WHY DON'T I PRAY VIA TWITTER, BLOG POSTS and STATUSES?

" @God @Jesus, I've tried and studied my butt off for SPM and i really want straight A's"
10 minutes ago via HolyTwit praying to God

" Adele Lim Shu Xian is begging God for straight A's"
1 hour ago Comment Like

Until recently, i found out that i must be on my knees or sit when i pray (i usually lie down because i pray before going to bed). I'll be updating you on any new discoveries i had about how to pray.

@God @Jesus i'm feeling holier already and i think we just got closer!
3 seconds ago via HolyTwit

*This post is written for gags and does not intend to offend anyone in anyway at all.

Engrish 101 with Ad

2010-03-19T07:04:00.000-07:00

Smexy (adjective); smexiness,smexily
Definition: 1.Smart and sexy 2. Everything you want to be. 3. Everything you want from your significant other 4. Incredibly hot 5. All else is forgiven because nobody's perfect.

Sentence: 1. Adele is super smexy. (you may eye roll here) Heh.
                2. Adele oozes smexiness. (more eye rolls)
                3. Adele thought she was smiling smexily at him but she looks like she's having a seizure.

Kidding!

So just how many times do you eye-rolled, evil-eyed and bitched about smart and sexy people. ~~I do~~.I mean like, pffft, i so did not because that'll be like pfft, that'll be shallow.
So you see a hot chick (Adrianna Lima hot or in Barney Stinson's hot-o-meter, she's a 12) walking by in a Beamer with a "I've graduated from Harvard!" sticker at the back of the car, just how many of you will evil-eye and mutter Bitch! under your breath? And say that she probably borrowed that car/ bought that sticker/ stole that car/ not her car and so not her sticker/ she had plastic surgery/ she have no life/ she's just rich, that's why she got into Harvard. Let's see a show of hands. Guys on the other hand, will come up with corny pick up lines because they think from somewhere lower, WAY lower.. Okay, SOME people. And to a small number of girls, they go gaga and go gay for her.
Guys, if you see a hot guy walking with six pack ( Chace Crawford-like), no less and a phD in Aeronautical Science,just the name of the course sounds smexy *drools*, and all girls are ogling, would you be jealous?
Thought so. Which brings to lame proverbs created for them, for example "big boobs no brains" and grass on brain or something. Well, im not exactly the expert in cantonese. Because deep down inside, we hate to think that they're better than us.
Because deep down inside, we're really jealous.
Because deep down inside, we want to make ourselves feel better
Because deep down inside, we're kiasu*

But then again, just to console ourselves, they'll lose their youth in their 30's and be old and wrinkly and ugly. Smarts stay forever.

*term in Hokkien dialect, afraid to lose.

Middle Child

2010-03-17T07:20:00.000-07:00

Characteristics of first child.
1. Usually smart
2. Under nutrition/ unusually skinny. My take is that since he/she is the first child, they're the dummies for parents to have healthier and fatter babies later on. (HEY, nobody's perfect!)
3. Perfectionist, If it's not 95% and above, it's the end of the world.
4. Whiny. Although she's miles away. Gotta hate technology sometimes.
5. Prone to diseases and accidents. SEE no 2.
6. Introvert
7. Most likely to be the future leader/ create name in the world.
8. Goody two shoes
9. Will plot against you (ie: Tell mom on you) when you don't do what she says.

Middle Child

1. Will excel in other than what the elder sis had achieved. In my case, this does not apply because im not even good in sports.
2. Fatter than the elder one (because mom and dad had training before, tahdaa!)
3. The bad ass / wild child of the family
4. Is too lazy to do any chores
5. Probably lied to her younger cousins into buying some retarded cards and stickers from her to make some cash. (When she is younger and DOESN'T KNOW BETTER)
6. The adventurous one. Foie gras, fried crickets,pig's blood jelly, scorpion candy, fat slugs, bring it on! If it's a delicacy somewhere, im willing to try.
7. Will try anything and everything (although i draw the line at cigarettes and drugs. YUCK-they make you ugly)
8. Cares a little about her nutrition (because she've tried every type of diet and gave up due to the strong callings from delicious food, although it rubs on a little) and have lapses for McDonalds.

9. Is the HOT ONE in the family. Hahah.(LET ME DREAM OKAYYY.) Don't believe me? See Kim Kardashian and Joe Jonas, although i must say Nick is catching up =D

10. is a shopaholic

11. Obsessed with fashion, hot hunks and celebrities.

12. High maintenance

13. Is a drama queen / bitchy diva.

14. Likes to exagerrate ( SEE 13. and the entire post)

15. Probably will end up being a sales girl, working pay check to pay check and spend it on the Armadillo by Alexander McQueen (AMAZING SHOES, btw!)

The Last Child

1. Likes to act cute because there's nothing else she can be good at, sports and academics are already taken

2. Is the agressive and tall one in the family. SEE KHLOE KARDASHIAN

3. Love to bully the middle child because she can't touch the eldest and the middle one is usually the easy target

4. IS AMISH. (only apply to my sister). She thinks that tank tops are toooooo revealing and to her, clevage is like HOMG topless.

5. Shy

6. Suffers from low self esteem. Whenever you drop her to tuition she must stop about 10 feet away from tuition centre to avoid people staring at her.

7. Awkward

WHY IT SUCKS TO BE IN THE MIDDLE (IF you are, don't worry. So am i)

1. The elder one is smart and the youngest one is cute so they're the only two that gets attention because whenever you learn ABC, the eldest have been there and done that while when the youngest spells MOMMY as MOME, parents think it's cute. When you spell EHPPEL, you're called STUPID or DYLEXIC

2. Just because the middle one has AMAZING taste in music like Tokio Hotel, Jet, Lady Gaga, Marina and The Diamonds and all the rockers with long hair, with the help of the goody two shoes, influencing your parents, you're marked as THE MOST LIKELY TO FAIL IN LIFE AND SMOKE WEED SOMEWHERE AND DIE.

3. Whenever you get bullied by the youngest, you get the scolding because the youngest always end up crying (FOR SHOW AND ATTENTION) when you did not lay a finger on her.

4. Whenever you watch sitcoms and stuff, and you laugh at the sex jokes or clean jokes, your annoying younger sister will DEMAND you to explain and after that, she still does not get it and goes to mom and ask " What is a (insert dirty word here/ body's secondary sexual characteristics)?" and you get the third degree and the dirty looks and sneers from your parents.

5. Always misunderstood.

6. Nobody remembers you because you're the middle child. EVEN when you're wearing flourecent clothings and have a huge flashing arrow that says "Remember im your other child, the middle one?" You'll get a " Oh, she looks familiar, is she like the neighbour's kid?"

7. You get your sister's hand-me-downs, including her horrendous clothes, books, pants,swimming suit etc. (only apply when you're small)

Lifehouse's back!

2010-03-04T07:20:00.000-08:00

Jason Wade (frontman/ lead) and the boys are back! But Jason honey, you look better in brunette. Don't know who they are? They're the band that rocked the alternative rock scene with singles like You and Me, Broken, Whatever It Takes and First Time. Smoke and Mirrors is the fifth album released on March 2, 2010. It is a more upbeat compilation compared to previous albums and i am in dire need to get my hands on this! (Obsession might end before the album's here, Oh well. It depends) Expect collaborations with Kevin Rudolf (of Lil' Wayne fame) and Chris Daughtry.

Halfway Gone, the first single of this album.

http://www.lifehousemusic.com/

*Sources from Yahoo! and lifehousemusic.

I hate March.

2010-02-26T05:37:00.000-08:00

Mainly because of two things.

1. SPM results. homg homg shit shit shit.
2. HPV shot due. (second dose)

Im not going to touch No 1. because it's not like im not stressed enough already. I absolutely hate jabs. I've fainted (after, which i assume that it's the side effect of the jab) and cried my way through baby injections (i don't remember that one), the other one in primary school, hepatitis jab- which is quite worth it because i can have all the cockles and fresh oysters i want, blood check and recently, HPV shot, which stands for Human Papillomavirus Vaccine.
Girls between age 16 to their 20's are encouraged to get this freakishly expensive shots to prevent cervical cancer and whatever STDs people from the other sex (Bitch!)might infect us with. The worst part of this thing is that, aside from the goolash (each shot is about RM 300, depending on the brand, although i suggest going for the best one and forget about saving a few bucks) is that in order to completely prevent the diseases, you'll need 3 shots with 2 months interval. If you're late or early for the following shot, you'll have to do the entire course again.Talk about slow death! It is not 100% effective and has side effects, depending on the individual, she might have blood clots, nausea, fainting, fever, paralysis, seizures,vomiting, etc.
Very much alike the controversy that vaccines given to baby causes autism, HPV shotshave controverises of their own. Some scientists said that it causes more harm than good but both of these controversies are not true, there's no link between vaccines and autism YET. Like many concoctions of viruses that we have inserted and spent thousands on to our body, each has it's own risk, depending on the biological reactions of each individuals. In the U.S, the government had already implemented this where they give free shots of Gardasil ( leading brand in HPV vaccines) to teens. It is very costly, which is why Malaysia haven't done the same. Yes, these information scared me to death before getting the stupid jabs (and im doing the same to you! Bahahaha) so get your HPV shots today! =D
I should totally work in UNICEF.

You're looking for the golden light.

2010-02-23T05:08:00.000-08:00

I am currently infatuated with this amazing Welsh singer. Marina and the Diamonds. She reminds me pretty much of Katy Perry but she has that rusty, Cockney voice to her while Katy's sexy and very sexay. Her music is soemthing across Katy Perry, Pixie Lott and Regina Spektor. Three of my absolute favourite musicians in one!
Hollywood is really good alongside I'm Not A Robot, Mowgli's Road and Obsessions

When life hands you expired (unused) condoms, make a dress!

2010-02-22T08:26:00.000-08:00

This is pure genius! Talk about very Project Runway and eco chic! It's cute but it's not wearable though ( imagine sweating in those.)

Emma Kaywin was with HIV HOTLINE when she discovered that they were going to throw away a bunch of expired, unused condoms in landfills. She took them and created this. Both pieces were showcased in NYU Gallatin School of Individualized Study’s “Eco Fashion Week”

until another weird discovery,
Later!

When it folds and jiggles, it's never good.

2010-02-22T05:27:00.000-08:00

2 months of nothingness. Let me break it down for you.
I freaking spent 2 months doing nothing. AT. ALL.
My brain's getting a little rusty, i mean since i don't write too often anymore, my English is getting very blah. The only brain exercise i'm getting is when my sister asks me to help her out with her add maths. There's generally 4 modes of lazyness (im at level 4 thankyouverymuch) :

Level 1: Right after exam (that afternoon after exam), when everyting is done and done, you just wanna sit and stare into blank space but you have this nagging feeling in your head and you automatically hold a book in you hand. The moment you realize that, you smile, roll your eyes at the stupid book, throw the book and stare into blank space.

Level 2: A week after exam, when you plan to study everyday to put an end to the chaotic weeks during exam, cramming everything in one afternoon. Then, you'll start to procrastinate and this strategy you have NEVER WORKS.

Level3: This usually kick in when you've completed a major exam and you cut yourself a little slack to unwind. A little slack leads to another and Voila! Major slackness.

Level 4: When you're absolutely fed up with books, especially now, you just can't bring yourself to read a paragraph of anything. If you're reading this, Congratulations, you're not here yet.

Just when you blame education for making you fat, (when you don't get to eat because of the tuitions and all and overeat during dinner or when the stress kicks in and you're so depressed you eat everything) No education makes you fatter.

She's soooo good.

2010-02-18T05:48:00.000-08:00

" A lesson finds the common denominator and links us all together, like a chain. At the end of that chain dangles a clock, and on the face of the clock the passing of time is registered. We hear it, the hushed tick-tock sound that breaks any silence, and we see it, but often we don't feel it. Each second makes it's mark on every single person's life, comes and then goes, quietly dissapearing without fanfare, evaporating into air like steam from a piping hot Christmas pudding. Enough time leaves us warm; when our time is gone, it too leaves us cold. Time cannot be given but it can be shared" Cecelia Ahern, The Gift .

Best 40 bucks spent. EVER.

They say the Devil's water it ain't so sweet.

2010-02-18T05:41:00.000-08:00

So i am torn. I love writing but i feel like shutting down my blog due to the unbelieveable degree of lameness. My blog isn't filled with pictures, cool event details or anything. It's just a little perspective from what i see from my way, WAY oriental sepet eyes. I love to describe things the way i see and envisage things that people often beg to differ. I like how i apply a little presure to the QWERTY and the soft clicks from it while listening to the fan turning, letting a low buzzing sound, breaking the silence (or rocking to The Killers and shattering glasses from my falsetto shriek) but the thing is, I'm getting really lame. I would write a book but i have no muse. This might be an LSE moment. Oh well.
My ADD is kicking in now. I have my HIMYM to get back to. BB.

Note to future self (if this blog is still available in 10 years time): I am not lame nor weird, im just eccentric.

How to Spend Your Chinese New Year with Minimum Boredom When Your Hometown's at Batu Pahat.

2010-02-12T06:57:00.000-08:00

It's the one thing i hate the most, for now anyway, every year. The boredom's expected, not to mention the long ride in the car and even longer hours when you're there.
So i've compiled this.

1. Bring novels. Since i ran out of new ones (i read them all, and again during this long, dull lull), Im rereading the old ones. Bring about 4 books just in case.

2. To kill time in the car, compile your own "Get ~~Physched~~ Psyched CD Mix" and "Get Psyched CD Mix II" to have an karaoke session in the car. I've been doing this alot, with the sumbangness until my dad ask me to shut the hell up. Oh well. Mine consists of 30 Seconds to Mars, The Killers, Muse, Sara Bareillis, The Script, Kasabian, Paolo Nutini and ending it on something from Lady Gaga for me to rara ra ah ah, roma romama in the car.

3. Pack a snack bag. When you're bored, EAT! it always help.

4. Freeze your Vitagen tonight to bring it on the road tomorrow so you'll have nice and cold mix of Lactobacillus in your tummy.

5. Lemon water. I am HOOKED on this thing right now.

6.Charge your laptop and bring some DVDs to watch in the car and cry when it's the exciting part and your laptop ran out of battery.

7. Bring laptop and beg dad to send me to somewhere with WiFi preasseeeeeee. To watch HIMYM on fastpass.

8. Hang out with sis at the swing, at my grandma's until we have mosquito bites everywhere or sweat under the sweltering heat.

9. Bring all the tank tops you have because the weather is hotttttt. I'll be dressing like a ho from tomorrow onwards until i get back. Note: Ho, because i find it ho-ey to wear tank tops with really short pants, Maybe it's just me but comfort beats anything right now.

10. Cherish my hair today because the water is weird there. It's makes your hair all stick together and el grosso. on bad water days. Im not kidding. You need super efficient filters for that.

11. Smell meat, Eat meat. From tomorrow onwards, i'll be on a strict diet of fungi and a smogasboard of vegetables and the occasional vegetarian chicken rice, vegetarian ham, vegetarian shark fin. No kidding.

12. Beg dad to bring me to the small mall to catch a movie or something.

13. Go to who know who's place to collect Ang Pow. When there's money, there's one less bored girl ( God, Justin Bieber's One Less Lonely Girl is stuck in my head right now.)

Labour Law.

2010-02-02T07:04:00.000-08:00

WWF called and here's how it went.
ME: holymotherofcow, i got a call back. Yipee doodle doo.

WWF: We've received your email about working with us, and we're really happy that you did. Your intentions were good (thankyouverymuch *bangga*) blah blah...
ME: okay, thanks!
WWF: You stated here that you're turning 18. How old are you now?
ME: 17+, turning 18 in November.
WWF: Oh, okay. We're sad to inform that you cannot work with us because of the labour law. Perhaps, try again next year?

Freaking labour law. Since when do you need a law for volunteer work?

It's back to DVDs again. =( Bring in the chips!
Now if you'd excuse me while i grow fat.

10 reasons i will die young.

2010-01-20T04:47:00.000-08:00

10. I love to eat and I love fast food. I eat them once a week. Enough said, since we' ve been introduced to fast food and we have seen the effects come kicking in at the ass in the narcissistic, self-conscious, vain stage (READ: adolescence) in our life.

9. I love red meat. People who eats red meat dies faster due to some retarded reasons but i cannot seem to give up on the bovine species because they taste too good. So what if my life is cut short for a few, right?

8. I have a pet. I know that pets are supposed to make you live longer because they lower your blood pressure and stuff while petting them but i have a dog that makes your blood boil! He doesn't respond to any of your commands except "bath time!", responds to any name that ends with ky.Holler Icky, Licky or Fooky and the magical tail wags. He's still in denial that he's no longer a puppy and sleeps under the too-tiny-for-him sofa.

7. I do not have very fun activities in my agenda recently. Currentlt,It's just reruns of How I Met Your Mother, Spongebob Squarepants, 90210 and some movies. Seriously, why hasn't the LEGEND wait-gor-it-i-hope-you're-not-lactose-intolerant-because-the-next-word-is-going-to-be DARY (dairy)Neil Patrick Harris and Jason Segel win a Golden Globe already? I'd probably die of boredom.

6. I'm the epitome of lazyness. I wake up at 11am, watch telly, eat, eat, sleep. If that's not piggish enough, i don't know what is.

5. I do not have a significant other. It's a proven fact that people who are in a relationship live longer. Oh well.
4. I'm the middle child. Middle child dies faster due to being routinely ignored by parents and siblings. I mean if you were to shoplift, wear a blinking, shiny tshirt that says " Remember me? im your other IGNORED child!" they'll still be like, "wow, that awfully familiar kid is sad." Not that i ever shoplift or were ignored too much.

3.I can't paint/ stand rubiks or sudoku/ sit down for 5 minutes to destress. How do i halndle stress? I drink coffee and become hyperactive, which do nothing to help me to destress, but do much worse and eat. Which brings us back to No 10.

2. I'm a drama queen. I give big reactions (to my sis) and that might have sprain something or break something while i'm expressing myself. I tore something (garment, which i am not going to divulge here, duh?) while doing that. TRUE STORY.

1. I have no religious affliations whatsoever. Im a christian and all but we all know how many times i go to church.

Bad Dye Jobs

2010-01-17T06:21:00.000-08:00

If you're going to dye your hair, please do it tastefully. I saw a few , okay ALOT of these bad-dye-job humans who cannot simply fathom (FUH, big word for me. ) the simple rule of hair dyes at the mall. If you're going blonde, please dye your eyebrows two shades darker. But then again, blondes for Asian are a little odd. It spells out C-H-E-A-P, to me anyway. If you feel the need to go blonde to express yourself and whatevershits, go ahead! If you're going honey blonde or strawberry blonde, or shades of any kind (i have no comment if you're going orange, green or purple.) please don't forget your other ~~hairy areas~~ eyebrows to avoid looking like a clown! See what i mean? Even the very hot Scarlett Johansson cannot get the hail mary pass.

The L Word.

2010-01-13T08:05:00.000-08:00

Boy meets girl. Boy falls in love with girl. Boy gets the girl. Boy marrys girl. That's a typical love story for you, but not (500) Days of Summer. I could just watch it again and again. (Did, 3 times! Favourite scene: at the IKEA store, a couple more times). It's not a love story but a story about love. It all started with Tom meeting Summer at the workplace and things kicked off, only there wasnt anything to begin with. Summer is sceptical about love and doesn't believe in all that fate and destiny bullcrap but Tom was a hopeless romantic. They like each other a lot but she she wants to keep things casual (no relationships whatsoever) and then it was over. The guy was still super in love with her but she got married later. Only to find out that he was right that they WERE "the ones" for each other. I ~~cried~~ teared up for a bit which is weird because you can dump me now or cheat on me or throw my phone away or kill my fat dog (okay, not the fat,fuzzy dog) and there still won't be a single tear, at least not yet (not that i want that to happen anyway.) He then discovered his passion and met Autumn along the way.

I was watching on the laptop but i got stuck in the middle so i played it on the player instead and guess what? The PART, OF ALL PARTS that was showing with my Dad and Mom (and my elder sis on the webcam ; it's like she never left, you hear her voice all day. You talk and laugh our asses off when you suddenly hear someone saying " What's so funny?" or shouting " MOMMYYYYY!!". Freaky, i know.) , them shouting penis over and over again. My dad's like what kind of movie is this, you tweep?

I think that the Lword is abused and used wrongly. Shouldn't it be said when you mean it? Or uttered nonchalantly just because it is what he/ she wanted to hear?
So what is love about? Its not about the cliches like "you mean the world to me blah blah can't live without out blah blah" The feeling you get when you just feel like dancing and singing all the time? Or is it the hard and complicated thing you have with your him/her. I don't have that MUCH experience but i watched enough movies to know that sometimes you don't get what you want (minus the romantic comedies that we're all intoxicated with). Reality isn't like the fantasies and fairytales. Take your ideal guy, for example. You want him to be hot, sexy, able to have intelligent conversations with, funny, smart, romantic,athletic, buff and all that sorts but at the same time, you don't want them to because then, they wouldn't be real. So guys, when your girlfriend asks you what do you like about her, you don't lie and say that she smell nice but reeks like a troll's atomic fart or that she's smart but she has an brain size of a pea or that she's hot but in reality, she looks like Donatella Versace 2.0. Here's your free pass : tell the truth and tell them you like her this way because that is what that makes her real. Good huh? Might use that line someday. =))) How do you know if that's the one? Someday, you'll wake up and you just do.

F Cup

2010-01-04T05:53:00.000-08:00

So ladies, listen up. You can have bigger boobs by eating these whatisit biscuits. With only a few cookies a day, this whatisit cookie claims to enlarge your boobs to a huge F cup. Besides, your girls will not grow to that extent when you're gaining weight.I don't know if this is a practical joke or a real product but no one's that greedy to want to have F cups. Do they even exist?

Phases : The Final Trash.

2010-01-04T04:06:00.000-08:00

Phases. I have them, you have them, we all have them. It's more of like a transition of who we were and who we are becoming. Metamorphosis, they say. What triggers it might be your friends or maybe you're just getting older! I have my phases and im not very proud of some of them.
When i was 13, i was all about Jesse McCartney and Ryan Cabrera. Cute looks (Gag. Spit. --> see? transition already!) pop music and all. I had this friend who i think is beyond cool (except for My Chemical Romance, never got that, never will.), and still is ;) and i got him listening to them and he happens to not to hate them. Power of Jmac, peeps!
Also, i used to drop F bombs everytime i talk. I know it's not cool and all but i "owe it" to my chatroom friends. That's how i pick up slangs like aint, weiner, and other words that i cannot repeat here. Okay, do not want to repeat. Not my glorious days, i tell you. Then i went on the screen name, Chaos Maker (i know what you're thinking, "Ohhh, she's that lame ass bitch! Laugh all you want) and used to think " Dammmn, i AM SOOO COOL ". Not my proudest moment.
Then, i got abit serious with school and try to get strings of straight A's because of the neck to neck competition in my class. But then, i am all superficial and materialistic. I always ogle, crave and demand (mission failed and aborted of course) for that Burberry Winter Collection trenchcoat, that Chanel Couture dress Nicole Kidman wore, those Christian Lacroix sky high heels, that Hermes scarf, The Birken bag, That Elie Saab Couture, That Balenciaga toga dress, The Agatha Ruiz de la Prada not-so-practical-for-everyday wear maxidress. Anyway, you get my point. Maybe it's the exotic name, maybe it's the price tag but that Chanel, Alexander McQueen, Balenciaga, Christian Louboutin,Harry Winston isn't going to get me anywhere. Im still a couture freak but i don't think im that superficial anymore.
Im also a fan of Avril Lavigne ( i dont know why teen angst appeals to me at that time), Ashlee Simpson (which im still proud of), Fall Out Boy (not so much) and so much more.
When im around 15, people get this impression of me that im ice-cold, dumbo, snobbish girl and whenever i hear about this, i get sooo worked up about it. Might be people speading (smearing) shit about me and im like " NOOO, im not like that!" and get upset, but right now? Whatever man, think what you want to think that makes you happy. Your impression is not going to change nor break me this time. My friends know the real me but and it's the only thing that matters right? ~~Girrrrllll Powerrrr! Uber lameness, i know.~~
My most embarrasing phase yet is this : The whole mando-pop scene. Yess, i don't know what, how or why but i listen to them. Or used to. I know i sound a little biased and prejudice here but i think they're TTH (trying too hard). I listen to the songs (twinging as i type) of 183 Club, Danson Tang, Wang Lee Hom, okay, if i ramble on, i think im going to puke. Yes, it's LIKE THAT for me. So it's pretty obvious to see my current blog is way more mature compared to my other two. i would like to day that i grew with age. (okay, throwing that Grisham book out!) Since its both deleted, compare this with the first post with typos and all but im ALL good with the current me.

This may be my last few posts im going to update (or not) because im hooked on twitter.
Signing off,
Adele, Single Girl Extraordinaire.
call me delusional.

Im a free bitch, baby!

2010-01-01T04:29:00.000-08:00

It's 2010 already! First thing's first, Happy New Year. I hope you had a great one because i know i did! =D I took only 3 pics. *sigh*
So anyway, i've been doing this like for like what, years now? So no exceptions this year. ( Coming from me who never does anything i wrote on my to do list)

RESOLUTIONS
1. Tone my body like AnneLynn Mccord (okay, too ambitious!). No matter what my nicer friends say, just nice, okay whattt, curvy, i know that im just fat. Or im not fat, im just made of fat. So maybe I'll TRY to lose a few and TRY not to qualify in The Biggest Loser Asia.

2. Major wardrobe change! I notice that i have a lot of kiddie clothes. It's time to get rid of those hideous clothes and dress up like Alexa Chung.

3. Stop. Biting. My. Freaking. Nails. It's jagged, tiny and fugly. And it doesnt help either, growing out from a starfish hand.

4. Stop spending cold hard cash. I've spent alot after SPM on food and entertainment ( excluding clothes and shopping!), which im guilty about and the GST in UK doesnt help much either.

5. Cut down on sugar and coffee. I'm addicted to coffee and i have two to three a day which makes me go hyper and jumpy.

Nothing not feasible?

To those who had a to do list

2009-12-22T08:24:00.000-08:00

and never seem to accomplish any, lets see a show of hands!

* ME ME ME ME ME* =l

In the mind of a 10 year old.

2009-12-22T04:36:00.000-08:00

I used to think of my cousins (the boys) of such monstrosity. No exaggeration there. They practically destroyed all my belongings that they can get their hands on and drew on anything, um, drawable. Like the bed sheets which they "artistically" stamped all over, permanent by the way and told me some monster did it. Oh yes, it is very real. Life's hell when they're around. So i studied them (well, not exactly) to see what got them to do all of that and here's my report, peeps.

Problem statement: What is in the mind of a ten year old?

Aim of experiment: To investigate what is in the mind of a ten year old

Variables: Manipulated: -
Constant: Gender of the person
Responding: In the minds of a 10 year old

Hypothesis: The mind of a 10 year old is nothing but innocent.

Procedure:
1. Find two of yor nastiest cousins (boys).
2. Get them to come and stay with you for a little bit.
3. Go and stay with them for a little bit.
4. Go shopping with them.
5. Make small talk with them

Results:

THEY LIVE THEIR LIFE JUST LIKE US.
- My cousin asked me to stay with him longer so that we can all go to Sunway Lagoon together.
Him: : becaush i can go to sunway lagoon and war my sunglasses like thish and drink water from a straw.
Me: you got shadesssss?
Him: Yesh, it'sh under my table. Later when we get home, i show you.

THEY EAT ALOT
-While we were on our way for some Dim Sum for breakfast he finished two egg tarts and had a few trays of dim sum.

THEY FART ALOT
- My cousin's fart is like power, man. The gas from his ass can be detected in 1 meter radius around him. How's that?

THEY LIKE TO FLAUNT THEIR FAMILY JEWELS
- He likes to go alll weee, free willy! and run around the house naked. To all the new dads out there take it from my uncle and say, " Eh, cannot like that eh, later bird bird fly away" Unfortunately this no longer worked on my cousin because he went all " Why eh?" " Tipulah Ah Pa."

THEY WORSHIP BEN TEN LIKE WE WORSHIP COUTURE
-My cousin have Ben Ten book, figurines, watch, shirt and pants. He even stayed home alone while we went out for a 30 minutes of ben ten episode.

THEY LOVE EACH OTHER
-Since my cousin stayed home, his little brother called him on his mommy's cell to ask how's he doing. He misses him . (Awww, makes me want to have kids of my own. ) And you know it's love when his elder brother repeats whatever he cant hear for him because his hearing is a little bad and teaches him words like mitor (meteor), catnology (technology), tinninger (teenager) and so much more.

THEY BELIEVE WHATEVER YOU SAID
I saw a star in the sky and told them that's UFO. His elder brother of course dont buy it but he did! We were in a car, so it seems like it's following us and he's like " LOOK, why it followsh us eh? aaaa, bro, hide!)

THEY CUSS BETTER THAN SOME OF US
The elder one, of course, curses with words so unimaginable to be in the mind of a ten year old.

THEY HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR
They had this whiteboard in their house which says:

House Rules:
1. use gentle words
2. sharing is caring
3. always tell the truth
4. clear up your mess that you've made
5. (in a scribbly, larger handwriting) Buy toys for children.

Conclusion: They're not so bad. If they dont touch my stuff.

Baby, UPGRADE.

2009-12-17T06:12:00.000-08:00

People, i have reached a level of bitchiness where i didnt think i had or even exist for that matter.
I went for THE english class today hoping to learn some college level english. I hope you know which one im talking about because i can't really mention it here as i can be sued for defamation of character or an instituition. Just so to be clear, it isnt defamation of character if your name or photograph isnt there, it is so when you are publicly humiliated by an individual regardless of the media of the defamation.*cough cough* So anyway, i asked Abrar to join me this afternoon. This is what i learnt.

We were ask to do geshture and study the person's body language. Then, we'll have to guesh and must fom full sentence or we must speaking.
I oso learn to so much about how to use words like attendant, confidence in a sentence. Let me show off for a bit :

1. Today very good attendant.
2. You must be confidence when you are speaking in English.

So the teacher's all like " class, what its mean?" "start the sentence with perhaps, its mean...." "You can also say i think its mean...." or " It might/could/would means..." " Vehry good" (with the "accent" and all)
Heck, even the first five word uttered in a sentence when she speaks for the evry first time has 2 grammatical error. Oh yes, i am THAT bitchy.
We were then asked to act an geshture for each and everyone of us for the entire class to guesh what its mean. Before it's my turn, i suggested that we pack our bags, go infront and wave and hit the exit door so that my fellow classmates can guesh what its mean and learn english. Before i left and hour early for "driving class" with Abrar, i did what i had to do. Rub it in the teacher's face, with a few perplexing full sentence. Or in short, be a bitch in class. After guessing what its mean (of the geshtures) i left for Secret Recipe, which i saw a few people from my school. One, i thought it was Mr Beyonce-single-ladies but he isnt. I dont know most of the people in my school because im just sad. But i finally took the liberty to learn up the names of people in my class this year. Sad huh?
I hope you all know what i means.

Blue Binoculars.

2009-12-10T04:50:00.000-08:00

I have this pair of blue binoculars. My dad bought it for me when i was sulking away for getting into SMART instead of SABS. I was 12 okay! Im into those back them. I used to make believe that im a scientist by day and cashier by night. The jobs are not exactly in sync but again, i was 12! So my mom bought me scapels, magnifying glass, thermometer, brush (like those you check for thumbprints), etc etc. I wanted to get into SABS because it's a bad bad world out there in high school so i thought it would be nice if i have her around. My dad said with these cool blue binoculars, you can look for Audrey next door! But im glad i got into SMART after all. If not, i wouldnt have amazing friends like them! I cant believe that school's finally over. Here's a scary thought, i might be missing it.
Oh, and to my blog, happy 100th post!

hello, hello.

2009-12-03T05:06:00.000-08:00

if it is isnt obvious already, today is a very happy day for me. Exam ends in 5 days and what's left on my study table is a single chemistry reference book. That beautiful sight which i longed for. I kept everything away in a box for my sister. Bwahahah. So right now, im radiating my inner Chi and harmony around the house and to you too. Before i sound like Guru Pitka ( Mike Meyers in Love Guru) i would like to give a huge hug to everyone who wished me on my birthday! I didnt think anyone would remember it, on the account of SPM and all. Heck, even i dont remember until Vanessa said something about it on Friday. But you guys did and that made my day (of maths and books). Yep, i didnt wanna celebrate it. Not even cake. So, just to name a few that is on top of my head right now, Thank YOUUU Ann Bee, Wen Jun, Speshurr Nadia, Aimi, Ummaira, Syahrul, Zaid, Fairuz, Sharon, Jonathan, Mian Wei, Xia Toong, Man Houw, Chien Yi, Irwin, Kevin, Abrar (who got me a Patrick Starr, which sent me laughing for about one minute, alone), and so much more. And also to my younger sis, who "made" me Tarantula Cookies, which i ended up baking for her to eat (and complained about), my elder sis who sent me Dorothy Perkins gift voucher. Im not sure if it's legit because im a sceptic and she isnt the world's most generous sis, but i got something for myself anyway, waiting for it to be shipped.
I was just organising my books just now, (to be returned to school tomorrow) and i noticed that i have alot of empty cages and aquarium around the house. They're not exactly mine tho. They're my sis's and woman kills all animals she own. Not in a cruel, brutal and horrific manner but they just die. Eventually.
Take her first pet for an example. It was a blue fighting fish that my aunt got her, it died a few months later.
Her second pet was a robotic dog. YES. ROBOTIC. You cant go wrong with that one. We were crazy about dogs back then but we couldnt get one so she ended up with a silver robotic dog while i improvised Scottie, My tissue box pet with Scott Tissue emblazoned on it's left ear. I tried to give it legs but it was high maintenance, since i brought my pet for a walk in the living room (READ: drag it across the room with a sticky tape and rope)So anyway, that robotic dog's spoilt too. Then her art teacher gave her a hamster, Hammie (i think she stole it, but she denies it, so it's a little mystery there) We put her in a basin of water and it swam! She died a few weeks later. Her goldfishes, OMG. She bought chlorine remover, oxygen tank, fake stones, algae, expensive aquarium and a few more stuff for the two goldfishes and they died two months later. She got another pair, the ones with the dark orangey-red heads and they died. Later, we had a rabbit who hops to my porch and we decided to keep it, and it died too. She got about 20-30 guppies and they all died in less than a month! I dont know how she does it but the sea monkeys (that is said to be un-die-able) died too. Alongside our latest pet tortoise. Her's died and i gave mine to her. And it died too. Right now, she's feeding fishes online. Baby steps, sis.

Mariska Hargitay.

Oh.

2009-11-08T04:08:00.000-08:00

SPM's just a few days away.

shit la deyyyy.

insomnia?

2009-11-04T06:59:00.000-08:00

What better way to kill time than to blog, right?

Good evening people! Adele here reporting live from my dining table on my mom's laptop! Lets kick start the post with something invigorating. (whatever that means.)
Tuitions are coming to an end, school's almost over, minus the very depressing Examinations (notice it is in caps? its BIG. BIGGGG.Its 11, forgive me.) coming up and most importantly NO MORE HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA. They are so overrated.
This is complete gibberish but i am going to go on and there is no point reading on because i'll juts go on and on, on nothing as im high on caffeine. Yes. CAFFEINE! Im so hyper! I might get eyerolls from Nah-diah right now, a frown from Wen Jun and giggles from Ann Bee. And snickers from you reading this. (ohh, it's been a while since i had one, how i long for one or Rum and Raisin choc helps too.)
Well anyway people, moving on to better things.

Im glad that Tokio Hotel is carving its name in the music scene. They were unknown a few years back but made it big with their first english album, translated and a hot performance at the MTV Europe Music Awards (MTV-addict, i try not to miss) two years back, the one where they performed Monsoon, their biggest hit yet, which is the followed by a dramatic indoor rain which sent goosebumps down my spine. And arent we all glad that Bill Kaulitz (frontman) is going easy on the hair gel this time around. I wonder how long does it take to style it up like that?

P/S:
T- 16 days to burn my sejarah book and use them as fuel for barbequeue at the beach! Who's in? (YES, after cremating it, YOU ( upin or ipin) can throw the ashes into the sea and chant fuck you sejarah)

tricky tricks.

2009-11-04T06:23:00.000-08:00

I wish there were tags emblazoned on everyone's foreheads so that i know their intentions.

longest running blog?

2009-10-28T07:39:00.000-07:00

97 posts so far and my blog isnt erased/ found and forced to closed down/ crazy people writing crazy things in it? WOW.
Anywho, dont wanna speak too soon.

This is wearing me out. =(((

T - 20 days

Owl City

2009-10-25T04:41:00.000-07:00

i googled him because someone told me he's hot. But he's not. ( Disappointed =((()
Owl City, a newbie from Minnesota is heavily influenced by disco electronica and a little bit of pop. His song, Fireflies is currently on AT40 with Ryan Seacrest (KIIS Fm) and he's pretty good. He is joined by Breanne Duren (HOT, btw) in The Salt Water Room,also another hit alongside Vanilla Twilight. However, all of his songs have the same, almost repetitive like tunes. You know its a song by Owl City (a one man band by Adam R. Young) but it's the same! I couldnt differentiate the songs without looking at the titles. The Salt Water Room is similar to On The Wing and Hello Seattle. Maybe Fireflies too but i can tell that song apart from the others because i've been humming to it all afternoon.
On a happier note, he is one hell of a talented songwriter. Unlike many, okay most of the songs hitting the mainstream which are meaningless or very influenced by, like what they say, "when the magic happens". I dont get that, how do they pen down their experiences? Meaningless songs include the annoying, repetitive umbrella, ella ellllaaa (Rihanna, Jay Z), i got my drink and my two steps (Swiss Beatz), i wanna make love (Akon), you get it.
Take this, ripped off randomly from one of his songs.
When violet eyes get brighter
And heavy wings grow lighter
I'll taste the sky and feel alive again
And I'll forget the world that I knew
But I swear I won't forget you
Oh, if my voice could reach back through the past
I'd whisper in your ear,
Oh darling I wish you were here.

Also, if you love him, you'll love Regina Spektor as well. Her music is something across Bach, Mozart, Bjork and Radiohead. If im not mistaken, she did some songs for Juno too. This is my current favourite, Laughing With. Take a listen.

Watafakk, a video's supposed to pop up. SORRY!

black hearts on fire!

2009-10-22T05:33:00.000-07:00

I sat through one hour of horse power, ron 97, diesels and engines for a plate of lamb chop. Feels pretty worth it. =)
Fat or what?

Tokio!

2009-10-19T05:35:00.000-07:00

My sister called me the other day, with a foreign number. I was like " DID I WIN ANYTHING?????????"
and then she said, " i dreamt of you that you were dead and everyone's keeping it away from me. Just wanna make sure you're okay."
Im like " DAMNNNN I DID NOT WIN ANYTHING".

Look ma, No Shoes.

2009-10-17T06:14:00.000-07:00

Pic: Ad and Nad finally taking off their heels after 4 hours in it.

My other favourite shot: Ad and Nad krumping! (although i look weird)

*more pics on facebook*

GradNight was okay, not a killer though. The night started off a little rocky, thanks to the one-eyed man. It got better in the middle, except, the pain on the feet! Took crazy pictures, emceed my heart out(maybe not), danced to Holiday! I took a short video of Gat Dem's (god damnnnn) (love saying that over the mic! It's like cursing but you're actually introducing them) cover for Muse's Starlight but thanks to the genius me, i covered the sound thingy. What's better than a band playing without sound righhhht? Here's the video, yo. Oh, and the trolley video too. Who's genius idea is to put the sound holes next to the [start recording] button? YOUR THUMBS WILL COVER IT!

burn baby burn

2009-09-30T03:12:00.000-07:00

crash and burn we all fall down. What sucks the most is not dissapointing the others but me letting myself down. I'll just get up, dust my bum, plater the wounds, put a smile on my face and continue running.

What that thingymajig?

2009-09-27T05:12:00.000-07:00

i cant believe im feeling like this.
A few days before my sister left she was sooo depressed, emo, suicidal, as if she cannt get her hands on that new DVF bag. Okay, she couldnt care less anyway. BUT my point is she's feeling so homesick already(BEFORE SHE LEFT, believe it. ) and im like " Dudeee, you soooo stoopid, you get to eat scones everyday and sip earl gey, eeks, maybe english breakfast tea, watch Shakespeare plays and i have three words for you, woman. LONDON FASHION WEEK. Now you sedih sedih for what? at least you get to get out of lame ass Kuantan and meet hot people in Brit accent, i mean even the garbage man speaks in a hot accent, although im not so sure about their soft fluffy hair and straight teeth. i dont know why but i always have an impression that garbage man have crooked (however you spell it) stained teeth. No offence to all garbage man out there. You are doing an incredible job keeping the Earth clean no thanks to lazy bums like us. Im not so sure about the smell pollution tho. Oh yeah, remember to get me something from Topshop or H&M if you're broke. Also, go to sample sales and get me the good stuff. Lets go makan now, OHHH, this korean food so delish, it makes me wanna marry a Korean now. Mu tak nak ke? Okay la, i eat. Oh and get me a i love London tee. Always wanted to get one of those." She gave me the bored stare.
Then i dont know what got into me, when we're having dinner before she left, i hugged her. It IS weird 'cause we dont do hugs. Mainly because she's skinny and i jiggle. We dont even hold hands too often. GELIness.
And to my horror, before she checked in, i cried a little. Sungguh memalukan.
Thank god for the good tearglands i have that no one noticed.

This thingymajig(read: flabs) wont go away no matter how much i shouted at it. Stupid thingymaJIGGLY. JIGGLY puff.

i have a problem with balls.

2009-09-23T05:37:00.000-07:00

Got you thinking hard there doesnt it?
Shove those thoughts aside. Im talking about balls, the only reason why i dont have the balls to play balls. Okay, sports.
Yeah, balls.
No matter what i do, i'll always get hit by them. In the FACE, EYE, CALF, you name it.
Exhibit A
When i was in Form 1, i played softball about 2 hours maximum in a week and i got hit by the ball, in the face. The probability of me getting hit is like 0.01% compred to those hard core sluggers and yet, BAM. FACE. OUCH.

Exhibit B
When i was in form 2, i sort of stop playing softball too much. AND yes, i still got hit in the eye. And SOFTballs arent close to soft at all. I play softball about an hour a week, making it 4 hours a month, and about 30 hours (minus the rainy days) a year. 30/1680 hours. DO the math!

and the other day, when i was walking to the toilet, passing by the new block lobby. There were some boys playing "school futsal" and guess what? it hit my calf. And it was moving. The probability is like nil and it still hit me. Not to mention shuttlecocks and stuff on my face. YEAH.
Friggin balls'

eye sore

2009-09-18T08:41:00.000-07:00

i just got back from supper and i witnessed a not so pretty sight.
I was eating and right infront of me was a small little chubby cute girl, about the height of me sitting down. She was so cutee and hardworking 'cause its like 11.20pm on a friday night and she's doing her homework. She asked her aunt to teach her and when i was just about to comment about her to my sis, (wait for it. )
SHE FARTING PUT HER HANDS ON HER BUTT, PULLING HER TEE UP AND SCRATCHING HER BARE BUM. YES 3 INCHES OF BUTTCRACK THERE. EEEEEEW.

btw, just in case you're wondering, i'll be here graduationnight2009.blogspot.com

2+2, Im gonna undress you

2009-09-12T07:15:00.001-07:00

Just came back from makan makan. Supposed to read physics but what the heck la. And Pitbull's hotel room is still stuck in my head. Grr. Cant stop singing!

Anyway, have you been to a shop to get some clothes, you asked for a particular size and the salesperson will scan you from head to toe and suggest you get the larger one? (read: your fat, Dont perasan you can fit into those, bitch!) Yeah. That happened to me. At the mall. When im shopping for undergarments. But it was otherwise after staring at my boobs. Gee woman, go stare at someone else's!

And THOSE annoying salesperson who follows you everywhere in the shop, so horrified, terrified that you'll shoplift. Do i look like a klepto to you? Bitch.

OHHHH, and i was at 1U, trying on dresses and i started picking out something for myself. The WOMAN just have to come with me to the dressing room, those with the cloth thingy door WITH NO LOCK. I was putting the dresses on when she:
Her: Are you done. Can i opennnnn?????? (In mandarin: IMAGINE!)
Me: Wai-
Her: Oh, your not done yet..... Heh
Me: *rolls eyes*
Her: *opens the cloth thingy again* This one not bad, then she start grabbing me all over and telling me what hairdo should go with it.
Me: I look fat right?
Her: UMMMM.... Let me get you something else.
Me: *heart shatters*
Her: *comes back with almost 10 auntie pieces*. =.= And start to ask me to try everything on with her. Staring.
WHAT?

for its another week.

2009-09-11T08:48:00.000-07:00

During these hard and turbulent times (ie: trials!) , i would like to express my endless gratitude to
1. Gummy worms
2. Strawberry gummy with sugar sprinklets
3. tangerine gummies
4. McDonalds
5. Green tea
6. Chamomile tea
7. 3 seasons of How I Met Your Mother.
8. Coffee with extra milk!
9. Chocolate
10. Doofy.

trials,tried.

2009-09-04T08:02:00.000-07:00

You're in your classroom and exam's about to start in anytime now. You're flipping through your notes for last minute glance and the most dreaded thing happened. The clock stroke 8.00 and exam's about to start. You flip through the pages abd you noticed that you dont know that, this this this and that. Damn it! You're all tensed up and so does the 27 of your classmates, and you hentam any answers that come across your mind and DONE. You gave up and daydream. Before you get "into the zone" you look around your classroom and you saw how people cope with their stress

1. They shake their leg as soon as they get the paper. NON STOP.
2. They take off their shoes and do in peace.
3. They just give up and sleep
4. They flip and flip and flip, making sure everything is done and right.
5. They sing (unfortunately, i lost that classmate.)
6. They try to buzz their neighbours because the paper told them to LIHAT SEBELAH
7. They "borrow" and "lend" staplers (classic!)
8. They shut their eyes, hold a pencil, drop it on the count of three and circle the lucky alphabet.
9. They take their bendy long rulers and start imagining that its a scapel, trying to pick up erasers,highlighters and pencils with their new invention. With their friend, staring weirdly at them. (okay, the bendy ruler person was me and I WAS BORED)
10. They put their ruler in the middle of an eraser and start balancing things. New found theory: A highlighter weighs as much as a liqiud and eraser. (still me.)

yeah, 2 more friggin weeks!

Engaged Idealist

2009-08-25T07:04:00.000-07:00

Just took the personality quiz from Nad's .

Engaged Idealists are extroverted and helpful. Others find them to be very congenial and inspiring - especially as they are always willing to see the best in the other person. Their humour, their energy and their optimism attract other people. Engaged Idealists are very good at communicating and are good at convincing and firing on others. That is why it is a matter of course that they often take over the leading role in groups. This personality type often produces very charismatic persons.Engaged Idealists have an unusually strong ability to empathise. They are tolerant and generous towards others; they sometimes tend to idealise their friends. They always try to suit everybody and want their relationships to be harmonious and satisfactory. To achieve this, they are prepared to invest a great deal and to put their requirements last. As Engaged Idealists are very considerate, there is the danger of them sacrificing and overexerting themselves for others. In their job, they therefore have to be very careful not to develop a burnout syndrome.Engaged Idealists are reliable, well organised and love structuring complicated situations. They have difficulty accepting criticism; they quickly feel hurt and misunderstood. Their perfectionism also influences their love life - they look for the perfect relationship for life. Once they have made their decision, they are faithful, well-balanced and loving partners. However, should they get involved with the wrong person, it can happen that they allow themselves to be exploited for a long time before they end the relationship.Adjectives which describe your type: extroverted, theoretical, emotional, planning, idealistic, committed, likable, enthusiastic, responsible, helpful, loyal, diplomatic, friendly, inspiring, caring, solicitous, optimistic, effusive, adaptable, communicative, articulate, convincing, energetic, optimistic, open, vulnerable.

Fuhh. So bangga now.

Im Adele. Hear me ROAR!

2009-08-25T06:29:00.000-07:00

Or plead.

Dear Lord,
Hi! Remember me? The one who has a almost-asthmatic-like laughter who always pray at night? Please give me 75% in all subjects and i'll be a very happy and contented soul. I promise, pinky promise, no more laughing at people who look funny. I know i've not been a very good desciple. I have a potty mouth and i talk back to my parents sometimes, but um um, at least i dont steal! =)
pretty pleaseeeEE??

~~your bitch ,~~

Your narcissistic ,

your cute desciple,

your humble worshipper,

um,
Adele.

Its tuesday and no progress.
Damn, i have alot to live up to.

Fire.

2009-08-20T05:29:00.000-07:00

SPM TRIALS 2009

T - 11 DAYS

SHIT SHIT SHIT.

And to all the boys and gals participating in MENSA Scrabble on the 22nd, GOOD LUCK!

well, honey. Im not blind.

2009-08-17T05:46:00.000-07:00

You know what really ticks me off? Besides the long list i have, one of them is Men with No Balls. (MWNB)
Guys, if you like the girl, GO GET the girl. (cough cough, D)
If you plan to cheat on your girl, it means you dont like her anymore. SO dump the girl before you cheat! is that soooo hard? Avoid all the tears and dramas!
If you cant decide, you're not even half a MAN. So dont get into a relationship yet.
SIMPLE Rules people. It's a no brainer and you can figure that out before you can figure out pi = 3.142
p/s: sorry Miss Bee. i dont know why am i so worked up about this.. xD randomness.

Guess who's not going to MTV World Stage?

2009-08-13T04:17:00.000-07:00

Me. sad old bloody ME.

People, i might have glaucoma

2009-08-10T06:01:00.000-07:00

I went for a second opinion on my eye on Saturday.
Turns out that i dont need the steroids. Screw Maxitrol.
The ophtalmologist said that the blood clot will go away in about 3 weeks and it's nothing big. But Maxitrol is. I went on a series of eye tests and let me tell you, it is NOT fun. Its scary and painful, even. I went on the basic machine test, the one where you can see a distant parachute, yeah THAT and the nurse's is like "Bukak mata besar sikit". My sister's laughing her ass off and she's clearly enjoying THAT. I have small eyes. Deal with it. And oh, that is not the first time i got that remark. So she went and pulled my eyelids wide. I dont know what she applied on her hand but it stings my eye. So anyway, the opthalmologist tested my vision and stuff. She checked my eyeball and its long (duh, im nearsighted) and my optic nerve appears to be a little bit tilted but she said its normal.
Then, my dad asked her to take my eye ball pressure (yes, they have special machines for that) This is the scary one. She drops a drop of some flourescent yellow god-knows-what on a thin film of something that resembles Post-it flags (the ones i have on my Sejarah textbook-OHHH YES.), pulled my eye (bags? the one below) and slap them in. On both eyes of course. She said it will hurt a bit but that is sooo not true. It HURTS ALOT. why?
i) the doctor lied so that she doesnt scare the shit out of me.
ii) patients always exaggerate a bit.
Then my eye went on this jelly moment. My eye felt like comeone poured konyakku on my eyeballs and it fells weird to roll my eyeball. She like that's what you call numb, nuthead! She used her oh-my-god-its-so-cool-its-like-some-gadget-from-a-sci-fi-movie
with a blue laser pen and touch my eyeballs. EEKS. She was coming on with the blue laser and i was moving away from the blue laser. She took three readings on my left, which means that thing touched my eyeball thrice! and on my right. My right was 20 (Pascal? lol, i dont know) and the left was 28, which is relatively high and bad. I told her it might be the steroids i've been applying and she told me to come back in three weeks to check in my maybe-glaucoma left eye.
SCREW MAXITROL!

Glaucoma is the name for a group of eye diseases that damage the optic nerve. The optic nerve, which carries information from the eye to the brain, is in the back of the eye. When the nerve is damaged, you can lose your vision.
At first, people with glaucoma lose side (peripheral) vision. But if the disease is not treated, vision loss may get worse. This can lead to total blindness over time.
What causes glaucoma?
Damage to the optic nerve is often caused by increased pressure in the eye (intraocular pressure). This can happen when extra fluid builds up in the eye, such as when the eye makes too much fluid or does not drain well. But some cases of glaucoma aren't caused by increased pressure. In these cases, the cause may not be found.
You can get glaucoma after an eye injury, after eye surgery, or because of an eye tumor. Some medicines (corticosteroids) that are used to treat other diseases may cause glaucoma.
Source: (i am not that smart!)- Yahoo!

just because you can doesnt mean you should.

2009-08-10T05:41:00.000-07:00

Its the first day of school after 1 week plus of nothingness, lazyness, teleness, and rustyness is NOT FUN.
Firstly, i woke up at 6.47am (YES.) and rested my head on the pillow for a bit until my sis went all ADELEEEEEE! and i really hate people shouting, talking even in the morning that breaks the serene, and peaceful morning. Then i hit the showers to find that i forgot to on the heater and hence, my wake up call. I look at the mirror but to see nothing because my eyes arent open yet. Then when i finally do, i grabbed my toothbrush to rinse it and when i almost find the strength to squeeze the toothpaste, it wasnt my toothbrush. I had to start the entire process of rinsing the toothbrush and squeezing the toothpaste out again. After dressing up, i couldnt find my usual hair tie or any pins. WTH? So i chin-chaily took some retarded hair tie that is left there and tie my hair into a not so neat ponytail. Since the new clips(from my sister's stash of course) were downstairs, i was too lazy to climb up and down so i went and took my dad's Paul Mitchell hair gel and slap it on my hair. After securing everything wobbly, i had to open the toilet door again to wash my hand. It is probably faster going downstairs to get the clips but what the heck. My hair's all gelled! I sniffed my blankie (oh, the sweet joy of sleeping) and went downstairs for breakfast.
On with better things,
i had headache in school. So, no. Monday is not good for me.

baby you can drive my car!

2009-08-07T08:33:00.000-07:00

Its all my sis's fault. She played this so many times and got me humming to it! ( the hot rats- drive my car)
There goes my 32 cals (yes, 32 only) burnt at the gym the other day. Ans the fat burnt in the steam room and sauna. *sigh* im eating this plate of char kuay teow while typing.
One week of hols is up and i gotta bring it!
Just curious- will a school be closed down again if there IS another case? =xxx
its soo hard to get my rusty ass moving.

By the way, anyone has tickets to MTV World Stage? BRING ME WITH YOU. TAKE ME WITH YOU!

...Estranged =(
...All American rejects =(((
... Kasabian =((((
....Pixie Lott =(((((((((((

snorts

2009-08-05T07:25:00.000-07:00

Okay, its wednesday and i havent done a single thing that i planned to. The pile of homework is still there, untouched. I would have done it weeks ago if im the old me. I've been cutting myself some slack, perhaps too much slack, and this lackadasical attitude of mine is so taking over. Whatever happened to my inner geek?

i Sooo gotta channel my inner ultimate geek and be REALLY NERDY. *snort*

Our love's the perfect crime.

2009-08-03T05:14:00.000-07:00

Today, i

1. Drove (yay me!)
2. WANTED to go to Balok beach but some idiot who thought he knew where the place is dont really know. We ended up at " Swiss garden"
3. was duped by another idiot saying that the hotel is Swiss Garden.
4. Ate
5. Sang to Pixie Lott, MGMT, All american Rejects
6. Online
7. Slept
8. Did my physics module
9. laughed
10. am bored.

Aint life a bitch?

She'll be alright.

2009-07-31T08:13:00.000-07:00

just not tonight.

My eye condition is getting somewhat scary! The white part of my left eye now have little blotches of blood.
And look at what i discovered from reading the pamplet of the prescribed drug to keep my eye sterile that the doctor gave me (lol, i was buying myself some time because i hate applying stuff on my eye):

"Neomycin Sulphate is considered active against the following microorganisms:
Staphylococcus aureus, Corybacterium diphteria and some impossible to pronounce names.. blah blah.. Warnings: prolonged use may result in glaucoma, with the damage to the optic nerve, defects in visual acuity and fields of vision and posterior subcapsular cataract formation, suppress the host response and increase hazard of the secondary ocular infections."

They expect me to drop poison to my eye every four hours. =((((((

okay, gonna go take my meds and poison myself.

gone, goin.

2009-07-30T06:49:00.000-07:00

just when you think the H1N1 epidemic hitting my school is bad.
I went to school today to take my physics quiz paper and i went back straight after. I have a little bit of phelgm this morning but when i was at school, i had runny nose and headache. WTH?
So, i went back, watched Im a celebrity, get me out of here and Janice im-a-diva Dickinson ratting about something, did my chemistry paper and slept for a bit. When i woke up, around 2.45 for Miss Ong's , i saw the top part of my sclera (white, opaque part of your eye) was bloody, not so much of bloodshot but i mean bloody. like my eye is bleeding. I got sooooo freaked and was crying my eyeballs out calling my dad and all. but the doc's was filled with people with masks (scary!) so i left and returned after tuition.
Apparently, my conjuctiva tore and the veins broke about 2 to 3 days ago. It happens when you scratched your eye, vomit severely and coughing really badly. Since it was on top, i didnt really notice.
I was still teary about it while waiting. LOL.
Then around dinner, my dad (and my entire family)laughed at me. Cant a gal be worried about her eye?

Since my school's closed for a week, i need to find me something to do or i'll be bored to death! (I already died on Tuesday when im quarantined)

Quarantined

2009-07-27T05:13:00.000-07:00

What to do when you're quarantined at the school hall while waiting for the frivolously late nurses to arrive?
1. watch Syurga Cinta
2. watch some old depressing Michael Jackson video
3. watch a pepsi advertisement
4. watch Twilight.

That is what i did while im kept captive-okay, detained in the school hall for the entire day due to the H1N1 epidemic. Its just a mild sorethroat people! Rumours has it that 4 people from my school is positive but the statement is denied by my school. BUT- the nurses told us if we're sick, we gotta tell the doctors that we're from a H1N1 infected location. Truths overlapping? FISHY! But anyway, i got a 7 day off MC along with Ann Bee, Syahrul, Alif, Kevin, Stephen and Suresh (who's probably enjoying life right now)
OMG. okay, my mom is feeding me with vitamins and fruits now.
Since we're not welcomed at school, we're having a H1N1 study group tomorrow. (LOL!) and G.I. JOE!!!!
no kidding.

" The most important thing in a relationship is the relationship you have with yourself because you're the only one who's gonna be with yourself through the ups and downs" Diane von Frustenberg.
Gotta love that woman!

little boots

2009-07-19T06:05:00.000-07:00

I was at The Curve the other day and they have this interactive directory (the one you can type in the name of the place and they'll tell you where to go instead of looking at the complicated maps on every floor-who understands them anyway?) and guess what my sis typed in?

SEARCH: Hot Ang moh lang ( white people)
SEARCH: Irish men.

ATTENTION BITCHES!

2009-07-13T01:52:00.000-07:00

Do not bitch until you get your facts right. =)

monday blues

2009-07-13T01:28:00.000-07:00

i really should be doing my essay right now but a little post wont hurt. =)
i am so un-hyper today. Guess that im used to the Pissa timetable. Since we have food at every 2 hour intervals, im starving the whole entire day. And my brain shuts down at 12noon (lunch time!) lol. Great, now the headache!
okay, why am i here again? ESSAY! right.

Little Ad!

2009-07-11T05:04:00.000-07:00

This is CUTE little Ad. Kevin's new pet! We got it for his birthday.
And yes, SMART is on a bunny craze right now. (check Megan "Maggi" Rabbit!)

belated post

2009-07-10T08:23:00.000-07:00

With the cash i spent on the lame IU, i can actually buy

-70% off Apepazza sandals at KLCC
-2 gladiator sandals
-3 Ipanema Seed Collection sandals
-a pair of Topshop jeans
- about 2 ll bean bags
-a pair of heels from Nine West
- approximately 3 Dive tees
-and alot moree! =(((

but i'll trade all of that for MISS JUN, MISS BEE and MISS NAD =)
pics will be uploaded later!

yay!

2009-07-03T00:44:00.000-07:00

My little home for 4 days! Im gonna swim till my arms are SORE! and watch sunrise and build sandcastles!

HELL FRIGGIN' YEAH!

*PICTURES COURTESY OF RBR

Aku sehelai baju oren.

2009-07-03T00:23:00.000-07:00

Aku sehelai baju oren. Aku dilahirkan di sebuah kilang yang besar. Aku diperbuat daripada 100% polyester dan tubuhku berlubang-lubang. Aku bersaiz L supaya pelajar-pelajar dari semua saiz dapat memakai aku apabila mereka ingin keluar kelas sewaktu P&P. Aku mula bersekolah pada hari selasa. Adik-adikku di menengah rendah berwarna "flourescent yellow". Ramai yang kata bahawa aku menyerupai baju JKR, manakala adik-adikku menyerupai baju MPK.
Pada mulanya aku berasa bangga kerana ada seorang perempuan bodoh berbangsa cina memperagakan aku. Tetapi senyumannya sinis. Rupa-rupanya dia mentertawakan aku. Begitu juga dengan semua pelajar di dalam kelasnya. Hatiku berasa sungguh sedih dan pilu. Hatiku bagai dicincang dan digoreng. Tiada perkataan yang dapat menggambarkan perasaan aku ini. Kenapakah mereka tidak ingin memakai aku? Adakah aku hodoh? Persoalan-persoalan tersebut sering berlegar-legar di mindaku. Riwayat aku belum tamat. Aku akan terus berkhidmat walaupun khidmat aku tidak diperlukan. PAKAILAH AKU!

p/s: gambarku akan dimuat turunkan apabila aku cam-whore nanti.

Flag Day 09!

2009-07-03T00:02:00.000-07:00

What do you do when people ask for donations (nicely!)?
Here's the reaction that we got at TC and Pelindung housing area.

3 malay gals staring.
Us: Hi, we're from St John. Would you mind donating?
Reaction 1 Gal 1: *smiles* engkau engkau!
Gal 2: eh eh, engkaula
Gal3: *awkward smile*

People, just say NO THANKS! it's not that HARD!

Aunty by the sidewalk
Reaction 2: *scared smile* errr (quickly grabs her handbag and hug it tight) err... tak nak.

Mamat-mamat walking at the bridge
Reaction 3: im hairy. (i dont know which part) Okay, i think he meant im in a hurry.

....at kevin's housing area.

maid outside
Reaction 4: maid: *shouts* ehh, kawan u ah?
owner (uncle): Dia bawak lori ke?
maid: tak tahu. kawan u?
owner: biar dia lah
maid: *im-lying-smile* tuan tak ader.
she's so insulting my intelligence.

fatty cellulitey aunty (with a huge heavy pouch on her waist p/s: $$$$)
Reaction 5: actually hor, i want to start my jogging now.

woman, apa kaitan? donate and go!

There's actually one good trick to make them donate. You go like this:
me: hi, we're from St John. Would you like to donate to us? Btw, berdua-duaan adalah salah di sisi undang-undang islam and *smile*

we managed to collect quite alot, thanks to the generous caucasian man and a malay aunty. =)))
As crappy as we malaysians are in donating, we had fun!

Bitter heart.

2009-06-28T05:42:00.000-07:00

I am loving this track from Zee Avi. This Malaysian lass is currently signed to Brushfire records, the same one under Jack Johnson. Not bad huh?

Megan Fox.

2009-06-28T05:13:00.000-07:00

Like no one knows already, i am obsessed with Megan Fox. As bi as i sound, im not. (but you'll never know =x)
wanted to watch transfomers yesterday but all the tickets were sold out. Grr.
Desperate, we settled with Drag Me To Hell. x))))
It's been a while since i did a movie review. So anyway, here you go!

" One hell of an old women", ME
" Buttons! ", NADIA
" Ewwwwwwwwww" AMALEN
" What The Fuck?" KEVIN

The movie's pretty okay. It's grosser than scary though. Some of the part makes no sense but it's downright disgusting. I mean, the old women wont die after she had two staples stapled on her eye and forehead. Best revenge when someone staples your eye? You TAKE THEIR BUTTONS! xD sorry, i seriously cant help but to laugh at this part. Actually, we were the ONLY four laughing our heads off. Although, in certain scenes, they guys jumped a bit. Which was HILARIOUS.
But the ending gave me goosebumps so, its a so-so horror movie. Scares you when you're watching and you'll forget about it a minute later.

By the way, did anyone notice the fat she-man working at GSC for a while now?
She/he's either the ticket teller or the popcorn person.
yeah. Her. Him. Whatever.
Is he/she like a guy or a gal? Nad and i tried looking for her/his secondary sexual characteristics (ie: BOOBS) but she's just really fat. Adams Apple? Couldnt find his neck. LOL.

p/s: i think i have a crush on the starbucks barista.

vicious is back!

2009-06-22T05:07:00.000-07:00

People people, take a deep breath! My dad peeped at my english essay i typed out. GRR.. I left my pendrive at my grandma's so i saved the document on the desktop instead. HE READ MY BAD REMAKE OF GOSSIP GIRL ESSAY (mid term exam's essay) and what's worse? HE ASKED MY MOM TO READ IT. i dont know why but i dont like people (especially family) reading my essay. THEY TELL ALOT about me. Essays i mean. But, drumrolls please~
THEY TOLD MY 20YEAR OLD SISTER TO READ IT( fresh out of collage sis). They say it's and i quote " first class!"

*bangga bangga bangga*
This is a brag post x)))))))))))). Love it or hate it i dont give a shyt about anything anymore. =P

P/s: my cousin's blog. With my ugly kiddie pics in it. Where does she find all these anyway?

http://www.g-n-i-v.blogspot.com/

i need an undo button in my life!

2009-06-20T20:39:00.000-07:00

THINGS THAT CANNOT BE UNDONE:

1. change your additional maths marks
2. telling people to eff off
3. dark circles below the eye
4. making a stupid decision because you thought you'd be better off.(but you're not)

im really bored and depressed. Later peeps!

i LOVE this.

2009-06-15T06:40:00.001-07:00

i dont know why they laughed at Zac Efron's tee saying that he's a K-Fed wannabe. ITS Ed Hardy baby.

Will some people buy me a juicy someday? *winks*

aiyoh. HOT DAMN!

2009-06-15T06:22:00.000-07:00

okay, i dont know why i fell for Rob Pattinson when i have this! OMfgggggg he's so hot.

i got a lil (okay, ALOT) crazy over him after watching Twilight: New moon trailer on MTV Movie Awards 2009 (btw, Andy Samberg, great job! Did you know this guy can rap ? Check out this song Lazy Sunday. FUNNY!) The hottie that i oogling, drooling and making myself sound cheap is Taylor Lautner! He played Jacob Black a.k.a sexy wolf. =x (baby, i still love you! )

Check out his acting gig:

1. Summerland (the one with Jesse Mccartney in it?)- he played the beach boy. Dont laugh poeple, actors always start small, right Taylorkins? *batting eyelashes*

2. Danny Phantom (yes, the cartoon on Cartoon Network- Dont ask how i know this) as Young Blood

3.The adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3D- he played Shark boy.

Okay, his resume is not THAT impressive but he's hot. so who cares?

GRR. sexy. =)

=((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((

2009-06-15T05:35:00.000-07:00

i am depressed, oh-so-very-sad, mad, pissed, angry, frustrated, depressedddddd, frustratedddddddd, self- destructive, annoyed, mad, frustrated, emo, depresseddddddd, annoyed, sad, very very sad, so extremely sad, very very very depressed, sooooo freaking depressed, sooooo freaking frustrated with my ADDITIONAL MATHS.

i'll be a happier person if i scored higher( duh?)
=(((((
im gonna go now. And self relflect.

p/s: emoest post ever or what?

shake the glitter!

2009-05-28T06:37:00.000-07:00

Not just yet. Since the mid year's over (finally!) i've been googling here and there and look what i found! DIABLO CODY'S BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *angel's choir*
Yes, THE Diablo Cody. The amazing women who worte the amazing Juno. Anyway her link can be found somewhere here ====>
Anyway, will be back in a bit. =D

do the helen keller and talk with your hips.

2009-05-08T08:31:00.000-07:00

i am in love with this song (quoted from 3 oh! 3, Dont trust me) i know it doesnt make sense but good songs always dont make sense x)
and to not confuse the certain someone with the title of my post.

smart carnival =)

date: 10 may 2009 (sunday)
time:8.00am
venue: school field

it's is going to be one bitchin' carnival xD okay, i might have exaggerated that statement. ~~How much fun can it be under teacher's supervision?~~

i'll be doing body art if my emcee/DJ gig/ career-for-a-day dont work out. =)

p/s: The Vicious Circle will be on a hiatus until i decide to blog again or at least until the exams are over.

i fake a smile so he wont see.

2009-04-18T07:48:00.000-07:00

Quick recap people.

I watched Jangan Tegur (yes, a malay movie) and Fast and Furious 4 in a row on sunday. And i have to say, the cop (chris walker, i think) is HAWT~

Drained all my cash on bowling. *sigh

Monday, i cut a chicken heart.

Tuesday, i killed another frog FOR EDUCATIONAL PURPOSES. =) (okay, forgive me god for i have sinned. AGAIN) but it was soo fun okay. i did liposuction on the frog as well.*grins* and cut the intestine to two and there were worms everywhere. GROSS and the rectum, no details will be shared. xD and i poked the lungs when the chloroform is wearing off. i know you must be thinking that im mean, but the frog is going to die anyway, might as well get the best from it right right right?
Amalen and Kevin actually took the entire jaw out and dug out the eyeballs. and snip it into half. All hail the Saint of No Frog Eyeball Juice on My Face.i was just beside them! They got alot of them on their faces when the juice squirts out.
I didnt take any pictures but i have some from last year. My dad recently sent my comp to the technician and he kept on staring at this pic. xD
WARNING: FOR THOSE WITH A FAINT HEART, AVERT YOUR GAZES!

Wednesday, help out with the school magazine photoshoot (it sounds so much more glamorous in english. LOL. in bm, it's just sesi penggambaran ). well, not exactly, i just rested my bum on the chair and commented on people. =x

Im excited about the area camp next week. I'll be back looking like a lobster red sun worshipper. ;)

coldest story ever told.

2009-04-02T23:57:00.000-07:00

808 and heartache. BEST ALBUM EVER FROM KANYE!

This week is not a very good week for me. Stomachache for 4 freaking days, bad grades and a lot of depressing moments!

I did my ULBS today and im glad that is over. I kept laughing, and im not sure why.

Surprise surprise, i got an A1 for my sejarah paper. That is totally insane, the least expected subject to get an A1. Other subjects are sad and depressing.

Oh well, life must go on. xD such a drama queen.

I better get geeky, nerdy and improvise on techniques to "LIHAT SEBELAH"

SMILE!

2009-03-30T05:11:00.000-07:00

This picture is inspired by my happiness. LOL. kidding!

I dont know why im this hyper despite the fact that i got a 72 (B2) for chemistry.

and some effing (like for real !) silly mistakes in physics.

GOD, PLEASE LET ME GET AT LEAST 80. PLEASEEEEEE!

p/s: the pic cute hor? =x it's the first time my younger sis my drawing's cute okay!

~~okay, i know im cute and my the drawing is cute. Before i bore everyone with my cuteness, toodles!~~

kidding!

TAGGED by Aaron.

2009-03-27T00:31:00.000-07:00

100 Truths
001. Real Name: Adele
002. Nickname(s): Ad, Adele, Dell etc.
003. Age: 16+
004. Horoscope: Scorpitarrius (im in the middle xD)
005. Gender: female
006. Elementary: Mgs
007. Primary School: Mgs
008. Secondary School: SMK Abdul Rahman Talib
009. College: none
010. Hair Colour: Black
011. Hair Length: mid-length
012. Loud or Quiet: LOUDDDD!
013. Sweats or Jeans : yer, SHORTS! more comfy
014. Phone or Camera: BOTH!!
015. Health Freak: A lil bit. i try to go organic
016. Drink or Smoke: drink. SMOKING IS GROSS!
017. Do you have a crush on someone: YEPPPP.. =) robert pattinson
018. Eat or Drink: Both!
019. Piercings: ears
020. Tattoos: PERMANENT TATOOS are gross. im gonna get a temporary one
021. Social or Anti-Social: Social!
022. Righty or lefty: Righty
023. First piercing: ears
024. First relationship: a few years ago
025. First Best Friend: Wen Jun and Ann Bee
26. First Award: primary, choral speaking. LOL
027. First Kiss: i gave it to little anne (who doesnt even talk!)
028. First Pet: Hamster. dead after a few days. LOL
029. First Big Vacation: Dunno
030. First Love at first sight: i do believe
031. First Big Birthday:DUnno
032. First Surgery: No, and hopefully never
033. First sport you joined: Softball

This or That
034. Orange or Apple juice: Apple!
035. Rock or Rap: rock!
036. Country or Screamo: both
037. NSYNC or Backstreet boys: neither!
038. Britney spears or Christina Aguilera: both are okay
039. Night or Day: both
040. Sun or Moon: Moon
041. TV or Internet: both xD
042. Playstation or xbox: XBOX. but i want a blackberry!
043. Kiss or hug: Dunno
044. Iguana or turtle: Turtle! iguanas are scary
045. Spider or bee: neither.
046. Fall or spring: Spring! they have nicer clothes this season. LOL
047. Limewire or iTunes: dunno.
048. Soccer or baseball: dont care
049. Eating: none
050. Drinking: none
051. Excitement level: okay
052. I'm about to: go to tuition
053. Listening to: Jesse Mccartney feat Ludacris How Do you Sleep?
054. Plan for today: do nothing
055. Waiting for: nothing
056. Energy Level: sleepy.
057. Thinking of someone: Sure...
058. Want kids : yup
059. Want to get married?: Yeah
060. When?: When im done with my bacherlorette life
061. How many kids do you want: 2
062. Any name on the mind: so soon? no way
063. What did you want to do: Do what?
065. Mellow future or wild: a lil bit of both
066. Something you would never try: eating poop
067. When do you want to die: Dunno

Which is the better in the boy/girl you like(in the future)
068. Lips or Eyes: Eyes
069. Romantic or Funny?: Both
070. Shorter or Taller?: tall (DUH?)
071. Protective or Caring?: Caring
072. Romantic or Spontaneous?: Both
073. Nice Stomach or Nice Arms?: both. xD
074. Sensitive or Loud?: a lil bit of both (but not too much!)
075. Hook-up or Relationship?: Relationship
076. Trouble Maker or Hesitant?: dunno
077. Muscular or normal: somehwere in between
078. Kissed a stranger: ?
079. Broken a bone: ?
080. Lost glasses or contacts: huh? this tag is getting weird
081. Ran away from home: nope
082. Held a gun/knife for self defence: huuhh?
083. Killed somebody: hell no.
084. Broken some one's heart: it's the past right?
085. Had your heart broken: sorry baby but its oVER. haha
086. Been arrested: LOL....
087. Cried when someone died: Who doesn't?
088. Liked a friend more than a friend: Sure

Do you believe in
089. Yourself: yes
090. Miracles: Yes
091. Love at first sight: YEs
092. Heaven: YES
093. Santa Claus: used to
094. Tooth Fairy: he/she owe me bigtime!
095. Kiss in the first date: depends
096. Angels: yup

Answer Truthfully
097. Is there 1 person you want to be with right now? : DUNNO =P
.098. Are you seriously happy with where you're in life now?: yup
099. Do you believe in God? : YES,YES,YES!!!
100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people
i tag no one

bright yellow things.

2009-03-27T00:01:00.000-07:00

i am so in love with yellow!
Anyway, im so glad that my exams and asean is over and to be blogging again. My verdict for my exam results will be CRAPPY!
So, i just got a phone call from my friend saying im the Assistant of The Editor-in-Chief (i hope my translation is correct) of the school magazine. I SOOOO don't believe her but we'll see what happens tomorrow. Or is it an evil plot to get me to go to school tomorrow? (it's kinda hard to get me to go to school on a Saturday) and should i join Kuiz Sejarah? It'll be clashing bigtime with my mid year examinations but ... haih.
Oh oh, i was in my school cyber cafe the other day and i saw xoxoADELExoxo appear on the search engine. People are actually searching for my old blog? Two words come to mind. DAMN. PROUD .. xD

The Earth Day thingy is tomorrow and i hope all of you reading this is gonna support it!

8.30-9.30pm tomorrow! switch off your lights ( and we go TC, want? )

Although, i must say that this programme is kind of like a publicity stunt. i mean GETTING ALL THE CELEBS to do the commercial? a waste of time and money. Just advertise it and make the ad short, sweet and has an impact on the people watching it instead of the celebrities. I know this is some sort of awareness thing (and im sure it's working) but WWF got to come up with new solutions to save planet Earth. I didnt support you guys for SWITCHING OFF the lights for an hour! What about getting everyone to plant a tree or something that will cool down the earth?

OMG i've been blogging everyday.

2009-03-19T06:31:00.000-07:00

God knows what happened to my Twitter.
Anyway, i just got the news (yes, im always the last to know) that there will be no scrabble competition this year. Sad. Should have spend more time with you guys last year instead of shopping =(
Hopefully we'll meet up or something.
I have 5 hours and 30 minutes of add maths tomorrow. T.T

The thing about boybands is..

2009-03-18T00:23:00.000-07:00

Remember those days when Nsync, Backstreetboys, Boyzone and Westlife were in? and you used to know every word to their songs?

Yeah, those were the LAME days.

Surprise surprise, New Kids On The Block and Take That is still in. =.=

There had been a lot of Asian boybands coming up and im shocked to know that their songs actually reach NO1 in the charts! (the only time i listen to the was when im in Form 2 and i have really bad taste back then)

i turned to Channel V the other day and im horrified with this band.

Lollipop (Bang Bang Tang)

- The video i saw was them running at the beach, having so much FUN eating Ramen. Ramen is one of my favourite food but i NEVER had THAT much fun eating ramen. Lame!

and Lollipop, really?

Bobo

okay, just which person in their right mind name their band BOBO? it's like a FEMALE DOG's name!

Super juniors

the pictures says it all, the pictures SAYS IT ALL.

5566

183 club.

look at the hair!

can you believe i used to like them? EWWWWW.

DBSK/ TVXQ

Just how many names does this band need?

i saw the video (Mirotic) and um um... if i continue trashing them, a lot of people will hate me cause alot of my friends are die hards for this ~~sissy~~ ~~band~~

~~in case you havent notice, all Asians band are sissy and um, feminine compared to Western ones.~~

falling to pieces

2009-03-18T00:01:00.000-07:00

ignore my jiwang-ness, im currently listening to The Script.
My BM vocabulary is getting better =) thanks to my kacip (right right?) i now know the meaning to skodeng, madu, kacip (my fave word) and so much more.
Anyway, this year's scrabble competition is kinda delayed. It's always on a Saturday somewhere near March holidays and the nationals are always during the hols. Anyone have any idea?
During the holidays, i

1) bought my very precious Apepazza egito dolby ciclamino
2) tried to memorize sejarah facts
3) slept
4) ate
5) thought of the person which turns out to be not the person i thought he'll be
6) studied physics chapter 5! exam is next week, so yeah.
7) aimed to get into Imperial College, London. (i got brainwashed!)
8) lost 2.5kg!!! hell hell hell YES!
9) bathed my stinky dog
10) gossiped =x
11) PLAN to study a little on ASEAN
12) watched Desperate Housewives
13) am stressed out!

okay, im gonna go make myself a pot of green tea and enjoy my Zen moment (READ: eat all the carbs i see and be merry!)

hotto windo

2009-03-13T07:02:00.000-07:00

That bloody word had been stuck in my head since this morning. and that slumdog millionaire's (a VERY VERY VERY good movie btw) Jai Ho .
This week had been hectic with back to back tuitions and i have to juggle my time between Pissa, tuition, ASEAN Quiz,homework and american idol. THE worst day this week was tuesday. After Pissa which finishes around 5.30pm, i have Ann Wong and Accounts.
People, if you're kind. PLEASE KILL ME. kidding.
I've "soul- searched" this week (okay, its actually the book i read somewhere) but anyWAY, i've decided what i want to be. I wanna major in *drum rolls*

1.Agricultural science--> its not just about horticulture okay..
2. Biochemistry --> interesting stuff
3. Biomedical science
4. Dietetics and nutrition--> im very health conscious *cough cough* minus the occasional, fine. ~~FREQUENT~~

visits to fast food chain at 11pm. i count calories okay.
5. Chemical engineering
6. Environmental Science- molecular and microbial science
7. Fashion Design--> got influenced by Project Runway. i cant even draw.
8. Genetics --> interesting subject
9. Journalism --> something i always love. WRITING!
10. Marine biology --> i know i said in my previous post that this sucks but imagine diving everyday, enjoying the panoramic view underwater, swimming with the great white shark, dolphines etc. AND YOU GET PAID. How awesome is that??
11. Microbiology
12. Pharmacy

i know that is alot but im giving it a little bit of time.
=)

time crisis!

2009-02-27T04:36:00.000-08:00

i'm totally having a time crisis (and surprisingly, im still doing this!)
When PiSSA starts, im going to have zero, nil time for anything.. It clashes with 2 of my tuitions but i'll solve that later. =) For those that already know what the programme's all about, skip the line in itallic
A brief intro people, PiSSA is a programme by Yayasan Pahang to populate the world with more people with straight A's in SPM!

There's 24 hours a day
- 10 hours will be spent in school (extra 2 hours each day for PiSA)
- 8 hours spent sleeping and dreaming
- 2 hours (average) for tuition
- 1 hour for homework
________________
21 hours gone!

Which leaves me with 3 hours for dinner, ASEAN Quiz, rest, Adam Lambert, MY Doggie, bathing. and no rest!

Oh oh, speaking of Adam Lambert, is he like hot or what? He totally rocked American Idol last night with Can't Get No Satisfaction by the Rolling Stones. He look's a lil' like Joe Jonas right right right? ADAMMMMMM we belong together! xD
Kris is hot too. =)

complete gibberish ( dont have to read on)

2009-02-27T04:08:00.000-08:00

QUICK MEALS =)

under 15 minutes
special java coffee
ingredients
- instant coffee
- tap water (or filtered)
- 15g of sugar
- loads of milk
- vanilla essence

Boil the water in a kettle. When the water bubbles, pour the bubbling water into a mug. Add instant coffee, sugar, milk and vanilla and stir well.

variants: add coffee,sugar,milk and vanilla first.

under 30 minutes
pizza!

ingredients

- phonebook
- phone
- $ 20
- a can of Coca Cola

Open the phonebook, search under P for pizza (after O and before Q ). Dial the number and order. Pay the pizza dude when he delivers the pizza to your doorstep.

variants: try with 1.5litres of Coca Cola

Chef's traditional home made meals

ingredients
- a car
- car keys

Drive to your mom's house and have her to prepare your favourite dish / have whatever she's having for dinner!

TOLDCHA!

that is some good shit!

2009-02-21T05:50:00.002-08:00

Thanks to Juno (um, not Ju-on people!) i've been ~~shitting alot lately~~

Using the word i mean. Oh and DVD courtesy of Ummaira!
My sis is leaving for London in a few months and i am soooo jealous! She got a spot in London School of Economics! like i wanna go too!
Im supposed to be studying now since exam's (or "test" like ann bee like to remind me.) next week but instead, im listening to the script and doing this! OMG. OMG i better buck up!!

i wanna be rich and i want lots of money!

2009-02-14T05:50:00.000-08:00

It has beem awhile since i did a review on music. Anyway, this will be the first (in this blog) The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus is coming to Singapore! (why do we always get the lame ones like Rihanna and Avril Lavigne? but The Ting Tings in Singapore recently and Oasis in Hong Kong)
I love Guardian angel, face down, false pretense
they rock!

if you love the red jumpsuit apparatus, you'll love these too:
1. We the kings- secret valentine
2.We the king- skyway avenue (this song is currently on my repeat list)
3.The ting tings- The One
4. Lady GaGa- Poker face
5.Gym class heroes- Cookie jar
6. 30 seconds to mars
7.jamie scott and the town (havent heard anything new from him tho since 06? i think.)
8. the script
p/s:They are not in the same genre
btw, while i was googling the lyrics i found this song, Vagina song by longpigs. LMAO.How um.. creative and innovative.

cause if you jump i will jump too.

2009-02-08T05:01:00.000-08:00

Eversince Chinese New Year's over, i'm feeling very lazy. I dont know how im going to catch up on all the stuffs.
im prepared to DIE.

I dont even have an ambition now.
When i was around 6, i used to dream to be a cashier. You get to scan stuff and handle the cash register!
Later, when my mom brought me to the bank, all these tellers were stampin' away and i wanna be just like them when i grow up.
Around 11, i wanna be a fashion designer (yes, i remember them all!) but i realized that i sucked at drawing. Then i saw Britney Spears on telly. My ambition then was to be a singer (LOL- my singing is Horrible btw)
I was into music when im 13 and i wanted to be a Dj. You get to talk and talk and listen to music and you get PAID!
And then i found something better *angels singing* Video Jockey.
you get to wear nice clothes, get famous, talk, and listen to music AND you get paid.
Oh, i wanted to be a scientist until i realized that physics, chemistry and bio is SO FREAKING hard!
i dont know where i got this crazy idea- that i want to be a marine biologist. FYI, you need to get a PADI liscence (lol, yes its PADI). it was my dream till i ask myself this , where do i work? Aquaria KLCC?
This sucks!

Absurdness

2009-01-31T04:41:00.001-08:00

BEHOLD! what you're about to read is totally stupid.

i went to East Coast Mall today and the dumbest thing happened. I was at the shampoo section at Carrefour when this lady (Indian, around 50 years old) came to me. I was happy and all jumpy after having Baskin Robbins (hormones dancing in my brain!) and this is what happened.

INDIAN LADY : eh eh, sun block mana? sunblock!!!!
ME: *stares. oh she's talking to me. Har? Saya tak tahu.
INDIAN LADY: apa tak tahu. sun block tak tahu ka? saya tanya kat mana?????? *uttered in complete rudeness*
ME: saya tak kerja di sini.
INDIAN LADY: saya tahu. takkan sun block pun tak tahu. APA NIIII? * in a scolding tone*
ME:*still staring and cant believe that she's scolding me.
and i walked away. I wasthis close to tell her " woman,you need to get laid.Oh wait,you cant cause you are too fugly" . And the hormones are not dancing anymore. And woman, KARMA is in town.

how i spent my chinese new year

2009-01-28T04:35:00.000-08:00

My celebration has been great (so far!) On the first day, i had mcdonalds (since no restaurants are open) and i went to Hyatt to collect the CNY cake! A few relatives came and i got RED PACKETS!! i got kinda dizzy after three glasses of Bordeux. Enough with the drunken me.

Second day, i woke up as ecstatic as ever! mainly because i get to wear more new clothes! i had lunch at my aunt's. The food is great and the income is great too!xD . she invited soo many people and sooo many people started giving ang pow. It's like the central ang pow station! =x
i went fishing at Gelora in the evening with my cousins. WHAT DO I GET? a sexy tan, a sandfly bite and a wet butt! Remember how you used to go to the beach when you're younger and you squat down because something fascinates you and you wanna take a closer look and SPLASH! a small spot of water smears and you feel cold on your derriere (however you spell it!) . yeah that happened to me.
Forgive me Lord for i have sinned. i killed a baby fish! i finnaly caught a fish after many attempts(failures!) and when i finally caught one, the crab bit it and me. i was angry at the crab and i smashed it. (i have sinned again!) and i threw it in the water to find out that a school of fish came to eat it. Oh well, it deserves it!

Today has been the best one yet. I played with all my cousins! and i went jungle trekking! At first i though it's at pelindung but it's not . I went in the jungle through the mini zoo (the old and useless zoo with no animals, remember?) and came out through somewhere near Hyatt.and i walked about 1 hour plus with my aunt,uncle and cousins! All i smell is fresh air and occasionally poop, all i see is green trees swaying from left to right, insects and spider in it's web probably waiting for some stupid insects to fall to it's trap and eat them, all i feel was the cool air against my face, all i hear was the waves from the sea lapping, the light brushing sound of leaves and "Eiii, wait a munite,wait a munite (minute)" coming from my cousin, catching up to be the first, and his drama queen brother who went all like this " mummy, hold my hand . if i die you also die" " i think im going to die here la.. alamak so long sumore? lets go back. this place is creeeping me out!"
i survived!

chinese new year!

2009-01-24T05:15:00.000-08:00

YAY. New Year's in 2 days! Im gonna enjoy this last week of holidays (of mine anyway) and study my butt off through the entire 10 months. My dad said i can have any phone i want if i score in SPM (no pressure? yeah right.) it's actually a win-win thing coz no freaking way im gonna let myself flunk my exams. im soooo getting a scholarship and im soooo going to college and sooo going overseas > Ireland~~~(determined much?) i was planning to get an iphone but i played with it (my friend's ) and its dead annoying. its so hard to text. Blackberry's okay though (QWERTYness!) but im looking for a side slide phone WITH qwerty keypad. So im eyeing on LG Prada KE850 ( but the functions are so shitty- tri band only. ). Xperia (sony ericsson) looks good too but i had enough of sony. The bloody phone wont last long! im going to search for a side slide blackberry (if im gonna get something out of my dad, might as well as i go ALL THE WAY right?) and maybe a camera as well.. =x if only iphone comes with a real qwerty keypad instead of a virtual one.

p/s : ann bee, im soo getting back at you since u posted my mak cik picture!

WTF?

2009-01-19T05:21:00.001-08:00

My blog is getting crappier by the minute so bear with me people.

curious- what the hell is wrong with Israelis? they bomb and destroy people's life everyday and most of them are INNOCENT children! We have more stuff to worry about (eg: ENVIRONMENT- those bombs you use are emitting gases and destroying mother earth too!, Recession etc.) My prayers goes out to all of the victims.